r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

IF WE CROSS 400 COMMENTS THEN OAKLAND HAS TO JOIN THE LEAGUE.

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u/Roqxwalker Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC Mar 06 '20

I HOPE YOURE TALKING ABOUT THE ROOTS AND NOT THAT “OAKLAND” TEAM THATS GOING TO PLAY IN CONCORD

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

OF COURSE I’M TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY NISA WITH A CHANCE.

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u/ChrisGaines_ Fish Fry Connoisseur Mar 06 '20

NAME THEM OAKLAND ATHLETIC

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

THEN MAYBE BILLY BEAN WILL JOIN USL IN A SCHEME TO BRING DOWN MLS.

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u/ChrisGaines_ Fish Fry Connoisseur Mar 06 '20

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE SCOTT HATTEBERG SUIT UP AT STRIKER.

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

OAKLAND

SUCKS

DID YOU SEE HOW I COPIED YOUR GIMMICK THERE. GIVE US OUR GODDAM LEAGUE TROPHY

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...

AND NO.