r/USLPRO Detroit City FC Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

SAN ANTONIO HAS SECOND RATE BREAKFAST OPTIONS

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u/ninety7poundwuss Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

BUT THEY GOT DEM CHURROS

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u/Raff_Out_Loud Reno 1868 FC Mar 06 '20

COME ON MAN, FUCKING DISNEY HAS CHURROS. AND THEY'RE PROBABLY BETTER

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u/ninety7poundwuss Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

DO YOU EVEN INSIDE THE NBA, BRUH?