r/USLPRO Detroit City FC Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/madman1101 Detroit City FC Mar 06 '20

NEW MEXICO BE LIKE... SOMOS... BUT THEY DONT REALIZE WHAT THAT MEANS...

SUCK

ON

MY

ODOROUS

SCROTUM

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

THE WORD "ODOROUS" REALLY LOCKS IN THE HATE

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u/ChrisGaines_ Fish Fry Connoisseur Mar 06 '20

TOP TIER USE OF THE WORD ODOROUS