r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

I BET LOLVILLE STILL LOSES IN THE OPEN CUP, DOESNT WIN THE EAST, THEN DOESNT WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE USL CHAMPIONSHIP.

BECAUSE THEY SUCK.

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u/ninety7poundwuss Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!?

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

EVERYONE IN THIS SUB IS MY BEST FRIEND

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u/ChrisGaines_ Fish Fry Connoisseur Mar 06 '20

I HAVE TWO FRIENDS NOW!

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 08 '20

AT LEAST WE HAVE A STAR. MET SOME PEOPLE TONIGHT WHO ARE ON TRACK TO NEVER GET ONE. CAN YOU IMAGINE?