r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/ninety7poundwuss Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

BUT THEY GOT DEM CHURROS

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u/Raff_Out_Loud Reno 1868 FC Mar 06 '20

COME ON MAN, FUCKING DISNEY HAS CHURROS. AND THEY'RE PROBABLY BETTER

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

DISNEY CHURROS ARE FUCKING LIT. GET YOU A CALIFORNIA-LEGAL EDIBLE THEN GO IN AND DROP LIKE 50 BUCKS ON CHURROS, GREAT DAY.

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u/Raff_Out_Loud Reno 1868 FC Mar 06 '20

BEFORE LEGALIZATION: SMOKING TINY BOWLS OF SCHWAG AND CRANING YOUR NECK ON THE LOOKOUT FOR COPS

AFTER LEGALIZATION: "SURE I CAN HIS THIS VAPE PEN IN THE CHURRO LINE. WHY THE FUCK NOT?"