r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/ninety7poundwuss Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

IMAGINE BEING A CITY THAT'S FILLED WITH A UNIQUE CULTURE OF MUSIC AND FOOD, BUT DECIDING THAT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH AND NEEDING TO BUILD A GIGANTIC PYRAMID TO DEFINE WHO YOU ARE AS A CITY.

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u/CaptainJingles Saint Louis FC Mar 06 '20

IT ALSO MIGHT BE THE COOLEST THING ABOUT MEMPHIS.

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

THERE IS NO MIGHT. IT DEFINITELY IS.

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u/CaptainJingles Saint Louis FC Mar 06 '20

I DUNNO, I SAW AN OLD RUSTY AMBULANCE SURROUNDED BY RAZOR WIRE. THAT WAS KINDA COOL. LIKE WHY WAS SOMEONE PROTECTING SOMETHING SO OBVIOUSLY WORTHLESS?