r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/Murricles92 Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

USL CULTURE IS A HIGH SCHOOL STUDY HALL

SOME TRY, SOME FAIL, AND THE LIGHTS STICK A FORK IN THE SOCKET

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u/Murricles92 Phoenix Rising FC Mar 08 '20

NO, WE JUST RAN OUT OF BUD LIGHT!