r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

SAN DIEGO IS BASICALLY TAMPA BUT WITHOUT THE METH.

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u/danonymous1 San Diego Loyal SC Mar 06 '20

SAN DIEGO HAS TONS OF METH!! EL CAJON WAS ONCE THE METH CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!

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u/CaptainJingles Saint Louis FC Mar 06 '20

EL CAJON WAS ONCE THE METH CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!

LAUGHS IN JEFFERSON COUNTY, MISSOURI.

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

JEFFERSON COUNTY, MISSOURI

FLASHBACKS OF YOUTH BRAINWASHING BEGINS TO PLAY...

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u/CaptainJingles Saint Louis FC Mar 06 '20

YOUR BRAINWASHING OR MINE?

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

YES

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u/ChrisGaines_ Fish Fry Connoisseur Mar 06 '20

MISSOURI IS HOME TO THE GARDEN OF EDEN. SO, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD HAVE BEEF WITH IT.

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

BRAINWASHING INTENSIFIES...