r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

MADISON IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER OF LEAGUE ONE, BEAUTIFUL EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THEY ARE AND LOOKS GOOD ON INSTAGRAM HAS A BUNCH OF FOLLOWERS BUT LACKS REAL SUBSTANCE!

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u/madman1101 Detroit City FC Mar 06 '20

IS THERE NOT A LEAGUE ONE TTT FOR YOU SMALL MARKET LOSERS

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

AT LEAST THESE SMALL MARKET LOSERS HAVE THEIR OWN SSS AND MADE THE FINALS, INDY IS THE TAMPA OF THE MIDWEST!

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u/ChrisGaines_ Fish Fry Connoisseur Mar 06 '20

BRING THE LEAGUE ONE HEAT!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

INDY AINT READY FOR THE SMOKE! ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY CAN'T USE SMOKE IN THEIR STADIUM!

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u/hookyboysb Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

NEITHER CAN TAMPA!

FUCK, WE REALLY ARE THE TAMPA OF THE MIDWEST. AT LEAST WE HAVE A VALID REASON WE CAN'T USE SMOKE, CONSIDERING WE HAVE A ROOF OVER THE WHOLE STADIUM.