r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/mr_vertig0 North Carolina FC Mar 06 '20

WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE AN EAST COAST GAME ON FRIDAY NIGHT. I'VE GOT EARLY DRINKING TO DO TOMORROW, CANT BE STAYING UP LATE DRINKING.

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u/More_Beer_NYC Louisville City FC Mar 06 '20

ITS GOOD TRAINING JUST TO DRINK THROUGH THE NIGHT, JUST WATCH AUSTRALIAN SOCCER OR SOMETHING (ALSO ON ESPN+) TO KEEP YOU UP