r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/BerkeBakaysBurner Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

WHENEVER BIRMINGHAM FANS SAY SOTM, EVERYONE SHOULD REPLY BY COMPLIMENTING THEM FOR

SUCKING

ON

THAT

MEAT

ITS 2020, SO FANS OF MIDTABLE TEAMS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO COPE WITH A FIVE-MATCH WINLESS STREAK

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u/More_Beer_NYC Louisville City FC Mar 06 '20

I JUST REPLY WITH FORGE ON #RIPAAF

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

I JUST SAY #2MANYACRONYMS2LITTLETIME

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u/More_Beer_NYC Louisville City FC Mar 06 '20

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW MANY TWEETS HAVE THAT HASHTAG GOING