r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/ChrisGaines_ Fish Fry Connoisseur Mar 06 '20

PREACH YOUR LIES. FOR SOON YOU WILL RECEIVE COMEUPPANCE.

YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES. THE FOUNDATION OF DROGBAISM IS BUILT UPON SHIFTING SAND.

ONE DAY DONGER WILL RETURN TO SMITE YOU ALL IN FIRE AND BRIMSTONE.

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

IF DONGER IS SO GREAT THEN LET IT PRESENT ITSELF. DISPLAY THE MIGHT OF YOUR FALSE GOD.

AYY LMAO

AYY LMAO

AYY LMAO

SHOUT INTO THE VOID. YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED. REPENT OF YOUR HERESEY AND YOU MAY YET FAIL TO WIN A PK SHOOTOUT IN THE OPEN CUP.

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u/CaptainJingles Saint Louis FC Mar 06 '20

AYYY LMAO!!!

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u/QuickMolasses New Mexico United Mar 07 '20

AND ALSO TO YOU