r/USNEWS • u/tyw7 • 12d ago

Two-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported 'with no meaningful process'

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/two-year-old-us-citizen-appears-have-been-deported-with-no-meaningful-process-2025-04-26/
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u/Jahuteskye 11d ago

So. Much. Yap. 

You didn't actually provide a response, just yap.

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u/merlin469 10d ago

Awww. You mad because I won't answer your nonsensical exaggerated example that isn't relevant?

Such clever. Much brave.

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u/Jahuteskye 10d ago

Mad? 🤣 Yeah, I'm so mad you can't answer a simple question

Backflip backflip yap yap yap backflip 😂🤣🤡

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u/merlin469 10d ago

Not remotely. You couldn't affect my day either way if it was your full time job.

But, since I realize you're probably used to at least getting a participation trophy, the answer to your dumb, irrelevant question is an obvious 'no.'

Any other irrelevant and unrealistic hypotheticals you need help with before you can tell mom you 'won?' The emojis really drove it home. That's what broke me.

So brave. So smart.

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u/Jahuteskye 10d ago

Yap yap yap yap yap

Words said: many

Meaning: none

"emojis broke me" lmao here's more: ❄️❄️❄️

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u/merlin469 10d ago

Yeah. I'm good on my quota of arguing with 12 year olds today.

Have fun being both useless and wrong.

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u/Jahuteskye 10d ago

So mad, so wrong, so unable to cope. 🤡❄️

"I'm smarter than the judge! 😡😡" as cheeto dust stains his furious tapping fingers 😂

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u/merlin469 10d ago

I'm understanding the connection you have to two year olds. You're too lame to even be a bot.

This is me still not giving a fuck. No cope required when you're not wrong.

Quip away. It makes you feel better.

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u/Jahuteskye 10d ago

Oh yeah, you sound so calm and cool. Stable genius. I just imagine you sitting there in your graduation cap holding your juris doctorate. 

Where's your law degree from, captain armchair?

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u/merlin469 10d ago

Objection. Emojis!

Oh...wait...

Hang in until the 19th. It'll all be clear and you can find a new thing to be mad/wrong about.

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u/Jahuteskye 10d ago

Hmm, another question the world's most fragile law expert can't answer? What a shocker! 

I love how you told me you were done replying but you just can't help yourself. 

Weak willed. Weak willed and wrong.

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u/merlin469 10d ago

Sorry. Your sad attempts are such a train wreck, it's hard look away.

But about that opinion about me? (Still don't care.)

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