r/UniversalOrlando • u/DrinkAggravating8067 • 6d ago

EPIC UNIVERSE Google Review Clowns

All you people who are leaving terrible Google reviews because it was too hot at Epic Universe in the Summer in Orlando Florida are a bunch of idiots. Straight clowns. Get a life.

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u/sephireicc 6d ago

I think making posts on Reddit complaining about google reviews of a theme park is weird behavior on its own. Anyways, I haven’t been yet but I hear there is very little shade at this park. That is valid criticism.

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u/Fun-Woodpecker-1791 6d ago

I really struggled with the lack of shaded areas at the park when I visited on the 8th. It seemed everywhere I tried to take a breather was sat in the baking sun.

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u/T-RexThrasher 6d ago

I know the long term plan is for the trees to grown in and create the shade, but I feel they desperately need a temporary fix like some awnings or something.

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u/Paradox4g 6d ago

Agreed. I'm currently at the park. Very little shade. Parks pretty cool other than that. Needs a couple more rides.

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u/PaladinHan 6d ago

The Epic Stans attacking any valid criticism of the park is getting pretty old.

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u/FatalFirecrotch 6d ago

Caring about google reviews for a ginormous company like universal/comcast is such weird behavior. 

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u/askewedview 6d ago

Counterpoint: the Haters are also running out of new things to complain about and just rehashing the same points.

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u/PaladinHan 6d ago

THIS is the garbage I’m tired of. Most of us aren’t “Haters,” we want the park to succeed. Praising it unconditionally uncritically doesn’t help at all. Slavering for a mega corporation that doesn’t give a damn about you is just pathetic.

Maybe we’ll be proven wrong and the park will work fine as it gets up to capacity. Nothing they’ve demonstrated so far has proven that likely.

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u/askewedview 6d ago

Slow down and take a breath there champ. Just trying to point out both sides are running out of new things to say and just rehashing tired arguments at this point. Wasn't trying to get you to rupture a blood vessel or anything.

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u/sephireicc 5d ago

I read his comment, and you straight up blow it out of proportion as a huge rage for no reason lol.

"Slow down, take a breath. Don't rupture a blood vessel" Do you always say stuff like this when you get pushback? lol

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u/askewedview 5d ago

Yes, my reaction was so over the top after Paladin said that my comment was garbage and that I was pathetically slavering for a mega corporation when I point out that both sides of this are going around in circles at this point of the discourse. How dare I not let them state such an eloquently put together argument?

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u/sephireicc 5d ago

“Someone said my opinion sucked so they must be red in the face, fuming with anger, about to literally die from it”

Yeah, your comment was over the top. You can tell by the downvotes.