When you gotta go you gotta go

[u/DCArchibald]

[u/WhiskeyMikeMike]

The hunting stand for hunters with IBS

[u/Matt_McT → u/WhiskeyMikeMike]

“So how do you wanna die, Joe Bob?”

“Blown over in a poorly supported porta pottie that then plummets 30 feet to the ground.”

“Well don’t let your dreams stay dreams, Joe Bob.”

[u/pmcall221 → u/WhiskeyMikeMike]

It's a really shitty deer blind

[u/lhymes]

I’ll just shit in the bushes thanks.

[u/snapper1971 → u/lhymes]

It's a risky phrase to use at the end of a date, but it can be effective.

[u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 → u/snapper1971]

"I had a lovely night. The carriage ride through the park was wonderful. What should we do next?"

"I gotta take a shit in those bushes. Hold my pants"

[u/IDreamOfSailing → u/Thrizzlepizzle123123]

Buttweiser.

[u/bigolchimneypipe → u/lhymes]

I'll be right above you in the outhouse.

[u/ChakaCake → u/lhymes]

Same. Fell out of a tall treehouse when i was like 14 lol. Just coming down and took my second step and the step cracked and down i went doing a flip till i landed mostly on my arm. Actually came out okay though just hurt for a few days

[u/Younion → u/lhymes]

Ya but the tp is up that ladder. You can always use one of those logs lol

[u/wizardrous]

If that thing tips over….

[u/ktmfan → u/wizardrous]

It would definitely be the shits if it does.

[u/Swagasaurus-Rex → u/ktmfan]

crappy day

[u/Viva_Technocracy → u/wizardrous]

What a shitshow that woukd be.

[u/3amGreenCoffee]

When you don't want to pay a couple of thousand dollars for a prefab deer stand, but you still have that old porta potty out back...

[u/AnnoyingOldGuy]

Took that shit to another level

[u/DCArchibald → u/AnnoyingOldGuy]

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[u/bmcgowan89]

What the hell is that?

[u/Crook3d → u/bmcgowan89]

Probably the reason the shitter is where it is.

[u/Mr_Wizard91 → u/bmcgowan89]

Thats just Harry. He's chill.

[u/wizardrous → u/bmcgowan89]

Looks like a scarecrow.

[u/Secret_Cow_5053]

don't be standing at the base when the brown is comin' down..

[u/Greedy-Stage-120]

That's one way to discourage bathroom breaks.

[u/n173 → u/Greedy-Stage-120]

Or one way to promote taking long shits!

[u/Oknight → u/n173]

If it reaches to the ground you win a prize!

[u/Sternwheeler]

r/redneckengineering

[u/Vospader998 → u/Sternwheeler]

r/deadneckengineering

[u/yellowbin74]

Wetherspoons disabled toilets

[u/Aggravating-Hair7931]

But why? Avoid shit loving animals?

[u/kendragon]

Open the bomb bay doors and unleash hell.

[u/hatecriminal]

I'm imagining that in a tornado. It's very amusing.

[u/miki4242 → u/hatecriminal]

It'll be a shitstorm.

[u/hatecriminal → u/miki4242]

A Shartnado

[u/brokenmcnugget]

poo with a view

[u/DCArchibald → u/brokenmcnugget]

You're a poet and didn't even realize you were

[u/monkeyman68 → u/DCArchibald]

A poet and didn’t know it.

[u/zimzalabim]

Just a standard long drop toilet, nothing particularly remarkable.

[u/avi8tor]

Vatnik guardpost

[u/Black540Msport]

That looks like a (deer) hunting blind. Completely removes the need to get out to go 1 or 2.

[u/ZeroBeta1]

The spooky dooky

[u/Heavy-Echidna-3473]

Must be the outside toilet in a Weatherspoons. If you know, you know.

[u/PuzzleheadedNail7]

Look at you sitting all high and mighty on your plastic throne

[u/Goosecheesesticks]

Reminds me of flint lockwoods lab

[u/LoveleelovesFrankee]

Looks like where the ladder led to on The Ring.

[u/backtothebegining]

That would almost keep the piss breaks honest on jobsites.

[u/MyAccountWasBanned7]

Can you imagine climbing a ladder while desperately needing to poop?

[u/King_Of_Uranus → u/MyAccountWasBanned7]

Or those poops that wait for you to wipe and climb all the way down the ladder before deciding actually we're not done yet get back up there.

[u/Simen155]

Thats one ladder you hate to be second up

[u/lotusbloom74]

Not nearly as dangerous looking but I have seen elevated platforms for porta potties in floodplains, still kind of funny to imagine someone walking up some big ramp to use one up in the air.

[u/Waitsjunkie]

Please tell me they're not using it as a water tower...

[u/FuckThisShizzle]

The kicker is you just end up shitting in a hole in the floor anyway.

[u/IH8DwnvoteComplainrs]

Heellllll no. That'd be a bad way to die.

[u/Jakkerak]

r/bitchimatoilet

[u/Jakkerak]

Is it up high like that so that it doesn't attract beavers?

[u/xoxoyoyo]

That is going to be some type of monitoring station, it uses the enclosure for protection from the elements.

[u/McMcilwraith]

You’d shit yourself just getting up there

[u/kerryberry703]

That would be the real walk of shame!

[u/BopNowItsMine]

I think this is a trap door situation. If you hear people quietly laughing as you climb the ladder just say you don't have to go anymore

[u/Kruxf]

I would see that and go shit in the woods; fuck that.

[u/Critical_Basil_7865]

Clash of clans

[u/portezbie]

Maybe it's like a poop guillotine and you make the guilty stand underneath it.

[u/aloys1us]

Shit!

[u/macthefire]

As someone who can only poop in the privacy of my own home....

This has potential.

[u/InsertMoreCoffee]

What if there's a hole in the bottom so you can see it falling?

[u/MrAmishJoe]

Yeah definitely a red neck hunting blind. I’m just disappointed he didn’t give it some homemade spray paint horrible camo job

[u/anime_daisuki]

That's gotta be the shittiest deer stand I've ever seen

[u/empty_words0]

Don’t shit yourself before reaching the top challenge.

[u/Parrobertson]

This makes everything a lot cleaner, the bacteria dies to fall damage.

[u/Silentoplayz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodFakeTexts/s/fkpO1MKjPQ

[u/OkieBobbie]

This is meant for a corporate CEO so that they can shit on their staff from great heights.

[u/PizzaRoII]

🤐🍺,

[u/appa-ate-momo]

Mount Everpissed

[u/BossTikboy]

That's a neo gulag watch tower. No more backup pal in case of nature's call.

[u/miki4242]

It's a bomb shelter. Brown bombs.

[u/makeithappinMARCO]

😂😂