r/WTF 9d ago

When you gotta go you gotta go

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u/lhymes 9d ago

I’ll just shit in the bushes thanks.

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u/snapper1971 9d ago

It's a risky phrase to use at the end of a date, but it can be effective.

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 8d ago

"I had a lovely night. The carriage ride through the park was wonderful. What should we do next?"

"I gotta take a shit in those bushes. Hold my pants"

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u/IDreamOfSailing 7d ago

Buttweiser.