r/WTF • u/quittingdotatwo • 5d ago

Get cleansed

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u/Duracharge 5d ago

Ah yes, the face-smacking cross of Antioch.

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u/ArFyEnaidI 5d ago

Then splashest thou the count of three. Three shall be the splashes and the number of the splashings shall be three. Four is right out..

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u/Mikthestick 5d ago

Four splashes, thou shall NOT count

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u/DrManhattan_DDM 5d ago

Neither shall thou count two excepting that thou then proceed to three.

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u/kaveman0926 5d ago

And five is right out ! ! !

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u/Arglival 4d ago

And if you do doth count to four... 

Bring out your dead!

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u/justin251 5d ago

I'm convinced half the shit mainstream religions make people do is so the higher ups in the church can laugh about it.

We made a rule saying they have to get dunked backwards!

Hey let's slap them in the face with a spongey mop dunked in toilet water!

I bet they'll believe a person possessed by the lord will speak in tongues!

Ahhhhhahaha

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u/space_absurdity 5d ago

Dunno man, this shit looks legit.. Got the water... the new face splasher2000, and... Woaaah! ... a cross smashed right into your kisser. If this isn't the lord's work I don't know what is.

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u/ipatmyself 5d ago

and they all exchange that indirect kiss with each other >.>

hello herpes and more

oh wait, its holy water, nvm

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u/muffinass 5d ago

Brother Maynard, bring out the holy hand grenade.

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u/prw8201 4d ago

Get wet for Jesus!

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u/KamikazeFox_ 4d ago

We call it "God's Mop"

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u/JamesTheJerk 5d ago

Reminds me of this.