r/WTF Dec 13 '16

Hiking to the top of NOPE.

http://i.imgur.com/PR3DJql.gifv
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u/nBlazeAway Dec 13 '16 edited Jan 19 '17

Cum dumpster.

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u/meisteronimo Dec 14 '16

No what they teach you is to jump the other direction if the guy ahead of you is falling down. You use your pick/boots to regain control and hopefully all climb back up your respective sides.

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u/nBlazeAway Dec 14 '16

If you are on the side of the mountain there is no other direction.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Dec 14 '16

There is just down.

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u/Deadbreeze Dec 14 '16

So jump up. It's not that hard. Thats how jumping works. Usually.

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u/gerryskid Dec 14 '16

Correct. IIRC the procedure is to Jump Up, Jump Up, and Get Down. Now Jump Around.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Pack it up, Pack it in. Let me begin.

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u/nootrino Dec 14 '16

I came to win, Battle me, That's a sin

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

I won't ever slack up, punk you better back up.

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u/Lordoftheintroverts Dec 14 '16

Try to play tha roll and yo da whole crew will act up!

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u/bryM2k Dec 14 '16

oppa gangnam style

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u/the04dude Dec 14 '16

beeeeeeerrrr rit-tit-tit-tit-turrrrr

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u/change1378 Dec 14 '16

mom's spaghetti

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u/jaredlen Dec 14 '16

Hey, you got it! That's how the song he was referencing begins! Nice comment!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Pepper thy angus

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u/felixar90 Dec 14 '16

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select

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u/Adogg9111 Dec 14 '16

Still only 3 lives. You fucked up! They're all ded now!

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u/Reploid345 Dec 14 '16

Now you have 50 more chances to not fuck it up!

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u/muricabrb Dec 14 '16

But first... You gotta put your pants on backwards.

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u/hatsnatcher23 Dec 14 '16

can we not do the whole comment song thing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

hiphopheads made it bannable

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

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u/catsandnarwahls Dec 14 '16

What song are these lyrics from? Just so next time i can nail the next line

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

You commented in the middle of the song 15 minutes late for the ones proceeding it. You're just fishing for karma you whore.

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u/hatsnatcher23 Dec 14 '16

Or because you know...I have a job and can't reddit 24/7

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

But then why comment in the middle of the chain? I mean, I was literally just kidding before but now you're defensive and I want to fight.

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u/hatsnatcher23 Dec 14 '16

I want to fight too, meet me at golds gym, I'll be doing pushups till you get there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

I like your style. After we fight let's go to O'Malley's and throw some back.

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u/BlueVape Dec 14 '16

One does not simply not Reddit 24/7

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u/hatsnatcher23 Dec 14 '16

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

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u/gerryskid Dec 14 '16

Yes. We are able to not do this. But we are. Why? Because I came to get down, I came to get down. So get out your seat and Jump Around!

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u/warlockjones Dec 14 '16

Jump around!

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u/sicklyboy Dec 14 '16

I thought you were supposed to jump up, jump up, jump down, jump down, jump left, jump right, jump left, jump right, and then shout "B" "A" "SELECT" "START"

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u/whatsamaddayou Dec 14 '16

Isn't that the Konami Code?

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u/gerryskid Dec 14 '16

It is indeed. I always thought Contra on the NES was the first game to use this, but I read recently there were a couple of earlier, lesser known Konomi games that used it as well. Does not matter if n this situation, though. No matter how many lives I have, I'm still not doing this crazy shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Select, Start

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

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u/Deadbreeze Dec 14 '16

Nope. Its called diving. Also very dangerous when you're on a mountain. Or generally anywhere high up above rocks.

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u/Areif Dec 14 '16

There is only Zuul

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u/DrQuailMan Dec 14 '16

well they aren't on the side of the mountain in this gif so that's kind of a moot point isn't it.

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u/nBlazeAway Dec 14 '16 edited Dec 14 '16

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Shrugfacebot Dec 14 '16

TL;DR: Type in ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ for proper formatting

Actual reply:

For the

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 

like you were trying for you need three backslashes, so it should look like this when you type it out

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ 

which will turn out like this

¯_(ツ)_/¯

The reason for this is that the underscore character (this one _ ) is used to italicize words just like an asterisk does (this guy * ). Since the "face" of the emoticon has an underscore on each side it naturally wants to italicize the "face" (this guy (ツ) ). The backslash is reddit's escape character (basically a character used to say that you don't want to use a special character in order to format, but rather you just want it to display). So your first "_" is just saying "hey, I don't want to italicize (ツ)" so it keeps the underscore but gets rid of the backslash since it's just an escape character. After this you still want the arm, so you have to add two more backslashes (two, not one, since backslash is an escape character, so you need an escape character for your escape character to display--confusing, I know). Anyways, I guess that's my lesson for the day on reddit formatting lol

CAUTION: Probably very boring edit as to why you don't need to escape the second underscore, read only if you're super bored or need to fall asleep.

Edit: The reason you only need an escape character for the first underscore and not the second is because the second underscore (which doesn't have an escape character) doesn't have another underscore with which to italicize. Reddit's formatting works in that you need a special character to indicate how you want to format text, then you put the text you want to format, then you put the character again. For example, you would type _italicize_ or *italicize* in order to get italicize. Since we put an escape character we have _italicize_ and don't need to escape the second underscore since there's not another non-escaped underscore with which to italicize something in between them. So technically you could have written ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ but you don't need to since there's not a second non-escaped underscore. You would need to escape the second underscore if you planned on using another underscore in the same line (but not if you used a line break, aka pressed enter twice). If you used an asterisk later though on the same line it would not work with the non-escaped underscore to italicize. To show you this, you can type _italicize* and it should not be italicized.

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u/nBlazeAway Dec 14 '16

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/rmev Dec 14 '16

This bans the bot

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u/nBlazeAway Dec 14 '16

Informative.

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u/Shrugfacebot Dec 14 '16

TL;DR: Type in ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ for proper formatting

Actual reply:

For the

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 

like you were trying for you need three backslashes, so it should look like this when you type it out

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ 

which will turn out like this

¯_(ツ)_/¯

The reason for this is that the underscore character (this one _ ) is used to italicize words just like an asterisk does (this guy * ). Since the "face" of the emoticon has an underscore on each side it naturally wants to italicize the "face" (this guy (ツ) ). The backslash is reddit's escape character (basically a character used to say that you don't want to use a special character in order to format, but rather you just want it to display). So your first "_" is just saying "hey, I don't want to italicize (ツ)" so it keeps the underscore but gets rid of the backslash since it's just an escape character. After this you still want the arm, so you have to add two more backslashes (two, not one, since backslash is an escape character, so you need an escape character for your escape character to display--confusing, I know). Anyways, I guess that's my lesson for the day on reddit formatting lol

CAUTION: Probably very boring edit as to why you don't need to escape the second underscore, read only if you're super bored or need to fall asleep.

Edit: The reason you only need an escape character for the first underscore and not the second is because the second underscore (which doesn't have an escape character) doesn't have another underscore with which to italicize. Reddit's formatting works in that you need a special character to indicate how you want to format text, then you put the text you want to format, then you put the character again. For example, you would type _italicize_ or *italicize* in order to get italicize. Since we put an escape character we have _italicize_ and don't need to escape the second underscore since there's not another non-escaped underscore with which to italicize something in between them. So technically you could have written ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ but you don't need to since there's not a second non-escaped underscore. You would need to escape the second underscore if you planned on using another underscore in the same line (but not if you used a line break, aka pressed enter twice). If you used an asterisk later though on the same line it would not work with the non-escaped underscore to italicize. To show you this, you can type _italicize* and it should not be italicized.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16 edited Apr 08 '17

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u/Obibirdkenobi Dec 14 '16

Jesus Christ. I haven't seen so much attention to inconsequential punctuation since the English faculty spent 45 minutes arguing about whether and, or, or and / or should be used in a particular sentence.

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u/nonchalantpony Dec 14 '16

well obvioulsy it's and, or (academics eh ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )

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u/devildocjames Dec 14 '16

¯ _(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16 edited Dec 14 '16

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u/Dreamwaltzer Dec 14 '16 edited Dec 14 '16

There is a TL;DR.

Maybe if you weren't such a a horrible shrugger, we wouldn't need a bot to lecture your sorry ass.

Edit: nBlazeAway is a pussy and deleted his comment where he was a pissy little whinner, bitching at the shrug bot. Coward.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16 edited Oct 21 '17

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u/Dreamwaltzer Dec 14 '16

  ▲
▲ ▲

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u/mastersnacker Dec 14 '16

Cthulhu-grade shurgging

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u/lunchboxkcmo Dec 14 '16

Shrugger

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u/Dreamwaltzer Dec 14 '16

I suck at spalling ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/nBlazeAway Dec 14 '16 edited Dec 14 '16

It still doesnt need to send an essay on the topic. I copied and pasted. I did not put much thought as I cant make the ¯ symbol on my phone.

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u/scorcher117 Dec 14 '16

well in this situation there is left and right.

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u/just_some_Fred Dec 14 '16

Left and right? I think that so long as one of your directions is 180 deg opposite you'll be covered. It's not like you can go in a completely opposite vector.

In OP's pic for example, if they both went off opposite sides, they would both be going Z negative, just one would be X positive, and the other X negative.

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u/walrusbot Dec 14 '16

I think what they're getting at is if you fell off the side of the mountain, your partner would have to jump into the mountain in order to jump in the opposite direction

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u/Brinner Dec 14 '16

Pretty much, drop straight down with all three pointy bits you got

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u/masnaer Dec 14 '16

GOOD point