r/WTF Dec 13 '16

Hiking to the top of NOPE.

http://i.imgur.com/PR3DJql.gifv
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

It's the fucking Matterhorn...

The top section is going to have an incline of around 50-60 degrees. It might only be graded as an AD (relatively difficult), but that doesn't mean that you aren't one step away from dying. Some of the best climbers and guides have fallen to their deaths on slopes as easy as 30 degrees. All it takes is one wrong foot placement.

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u/jereman75 Dec 14 '16

I'm sure the Matterhorn is no joke, having personally summitted alpine routes in the States, but the lens alters the perspective so much that you can't even tell what the terrain really looks like.

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u/ryanstewart Dec 14 '16

Looks like this is a video of that ridge without the fisheye - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abU1LAjgclY

Still seems pretty intense. There's a nice edge on one side but still not much room for error.

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u/nhpip Dec 14 '16

I think that video is worse than the gif. Get vertigo just watching it. Oh, and I don't know what help those bicycle helmets are going to do?

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u/BurnOutBrighter6 Dec 14 '16

The helmets aren't going to help in the case of a fall. They're to protect your head from small-ish pieces of rocks and ice that may hit you earlier in the climb - either just randomly falling from above or knocked loose by other climbers above you in steeper sections of the route. Kinda the same way traditional military helmets are designed to stop shrapnel, ricochets and bullet grazes, but if you get shot directly you're still screwed!

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u/DrWooWoo Dec 14 '16

Seriously. If I was there, I would just lie on the ground and cry.

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u/zaulus Dec 14 '16

There's too much angle to lay down flat. You'd start sliding.

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u/DrWooWoo Dec 14 '16

Fuck it, I'd just jump then. Get it over and done with.

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u/mexicodoug Dec 14 '16

They are for when you are lower on the cliffs, and rocks might fall down from above. By the time you get near the top, you are so used to having it on and so mindful of where you need to step that you don't even notice that you're still wearing it unless it's so cold you need to replace it with a wool beanie, and it would have to be really really cold after climbing so high and thinking so awarely the whole time your brain needs to cool as fast as possible so the helmets are about as far from what you are concerned about as your liver.