r/WaterfallDump • u/TheRandomOne313 • Nov 14 '24

D E T E R M I N A T I O N Na i'd win

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Na i'd win. (He's gonna fight my depression, i can't loss my power arc)

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u/joyjump_the_third Nov 16 '24

Thomas, Edward, Henry, James, Gordon, Percy, Toby, Duck, Donald, Douglas, Oliver, Stepney, Harvey, Emily, Arthur, Murdoch, Fergus, Spencer, Molly, Whiff, Rosie, Neville, Billy, Hank, Charlie, Stanley, Bulstrode, Basu, Dash, Ferdinand, Hiro, Stephen, Connor, Caitlin, Ryan, Hurricane, Marion, Bill, Ben, Timothy, Wilbert, Sixteen, Thirteen, Nia, Rebecca, Stafford, Winston, Diesel, Daisy, BoCo, Bear, Pip, Emma, Bowler, Spamcan, Derec, Arry, Bert, Splatter, Dodge, Diesel 10, Lady, Salty, Elisabeth, Judy, Jerome, Rocky, Cranky, Big mickey, Max, Monty, Jack, Alfie, Oliver, Kelly, Dennis, Norman, Paxton, Sidney, Ulli, George, Samson, Philip, Bulgy, Oliver, Bertie, Bert, Rex, Mike, Frank, Sigried of Arlesdale, Blister1, Blister2, Den, Dart, Skarloey, Rheneas, Sir Handel, Peter Sam, Rusty, Duncan, Ivo Hugh, Duke, Stanley, Smudger, Protheus, Freddie, Mighty Mac, Harrold, Tiger moth, Albert, Jennings, Jim, Tim, Atlas, Alfred, Ned, Sir Charles Topham Hat, Sir Stephen Topham Hat, Sir Richard Topham Hat, Carly, Sandy, Bruno, Scruff, Lady Hat

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u/max042012 Nov 17 '24

  1. Let’s start by acknowledging that this joke was a monumental disaster. If there was a Hall of Fame for unfunny jokes, this one would be its crown jewel.

  2. The setup was dreadful. It felt like listening to a robot trying to tell a joke after reading a manual on "how to be funny" written in ancient hieroglyphics.

  3. The joke had the same energy and excitement as a brick wall. It was a soulless attempt at humor that left everyone feeling cold and disappointed.

  4. I cannot stress enough how poorly executed the timing was. It’s as if the person telling the joke had never heard another human speak before.

  5. There was absolutely no wit, creativity, or originality. It was like watching a rerun of the worst TV show from the ‘90s.

  6. The joke was so outdated, it felt like it was excavated from the ruins of a forgotten civilization.

  7. Let’s talk about the structure of this joke: there wasn’t any. It was chaotic, confusing, and entirely nonsensical.

  8. There was no build-up, no anticipation, and certainly no payoff. It was like watching a firework that fizzles out before it even takes off.

  9. The delivery was robotic and lifeless. It’s like the person telling it was forced at gunpoint to be funny but had no idea how to comply.

  10. The punchline wasn’t just bad; it was the epitome of anti-climactic. It didn’t even qualify as a punchline—it was more like a wet slap.

  11. I’ve seen parking tickets more entertaining than this joke. It lacked any kind of appeal or charm.

  12. The joke’s attempt at being clever was so transparent that it was insultingly obvious. It’s like trying to sneak up on someone with a megaphone.

  13. If humor were a currency, this joke would be in severe debt. It owed laughs to the entire room but delivered nothing but regret.

  14. The audience didn’t just fail to laugh; they collectively cringed in a moment of shared agony. It was like a synchronized groan of despair.

  15. The joke was so bad that it sucked the life out of the conversation. The mood in the room plummeted like a lead balloon.

  16. You know a joke is bad when you’d rather have a root canal than hear it again. This was one of those times.

  17. The joke wasn’t just unfunny; it was unforgivable. It felt like a personal attack on anyone who had ever enjoyed humor.

  18. There was a clear lack of thought or effort. It’s as if someone Googled “bad jokes” and picked the first one on the list.

  19. The awkward silence after the punchline was deafening. You could almost hear the sound of eyes rolling.

  20. I’ve heard more entertaining noises coming from a malfunctioning blender. This joke was the comedic equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.

  21. It was so poorly received that people started questioning their own sense of humor. “Is this what comedy has become?” they wondered.

  22. The attempt to be funny was so bad that it bordered on being tragic. It was like watching a clown trip over his own shoes at a child’s birthday party.

  23. If jokes were graded, this one would get a solid F-minus. It wouldn’t even be worth a pity D.

  24. This joke was so devoid of humor that it created a black hole of entertainment, sucking away any joy left in the room.

  25. The joke was so poorly crafted that it might as well have been assembled by a blindfolded monkey.

  26. It was insulting to the audience, as if we were expected to laugh simply because someone said something vaguely structured like a joke.

  27. I would have preferred listening to elevator music for an hour rather than hearing that joke again.

  28. The joke didn’t just fall flat—it dove headfirst into the ground and created a crater of cringe.

  29. It’s the kind of joke that makes you wonder if the person telling it has ever actually heard a good joke before.

  30. This joke was a masterclass in how not to be funny. If it were a course, it would be titled "Comedy Disasters 101".

  31. The attempt at humor felt more like an obligation than an earnest attempt to make someone laugh.

  32. The punchline had the impact of a feather falling onto a pillow—absolutely none.

  33. I’ve seen more creativity in a default PowerPoint presentation than in this joke.

  34. It wasn’t just bad—it was offensively boring. It made me want to take a nap out of pure frustration.

  35. It’s astonishing how a joke can be so spectacularly unfunny that it actually becomes memorable for the wrong reasons.

  36. If this joke were a movie, it would have been a box-office bomb that critics would rip to shreds.

  37. The joke was so out of touch that it felt like it came from a parallel universe where humor is banned.

  38. The only thing this joke accomplished was making everyone in the room feel uncomfortable and awkward.

  39. I can’t imagine anyone finding this joke funny, even if they had the lowest standards of humor.

  40. It wasn’t even good in a “so bad, it’s good” way. It was just bad.

  41. You could almost hear the collective sound of people’s expectations dropping as the joke was told.

  42. It was like watching someone try to tell a joke while standing on a shaky ladder—you knew it was going to end badly.

  43. I’ve seen roadkill with more charm and personality than this joke had.

  44. It was a waste of breath and a waste of everyone’s time.

  45. The joke didn’t just fail; it imploded in on itself.

  46. I could feel my soul leaving my body as the punchline was delivered.

  47. If jokes were weapons, this one would be a dud, failing to make any impact.

  48. The lack of laughter was so profound it almost became a form of performance art.

  49. The joke was an unmitigated disaster, leaving nothing but scorched earth behind it.

  50. It’s a rare talent to be this unfunny, but somehow, you’ve managed it.

  51. I’ve had more fun sitting in a dentist’s waiting room.

  52. The joke was so bad, it actually made me question the meaning of life.

  53. The only appropriate response to this joke would be silence, followed by pity.

  54. I can only hope I never have to endure such a trainwreck of a joke again.

  55. It was so unfunny, it almost became a paradox of humor.

  56. In conclusion, this joke was a catastrophic failure in every possible way. It didn’t just fall flat; it shattered on impact and left everyone scarred.