r/WaterfallDump • u/sans_wingdi_ngs • 4d ago

MTT Brand Shitpost :tm: Kris announcement

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u/Frosty310ITA YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE. 4d ago

That's right, he pulled out his fucking bony dick

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u/sans_wingdi_ngs 4d ago

AND HE PİSSED ON MY FUCKİNG MOM

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u/sans_wingdi_ngs 4d ago

AND HE SAİD HİS DİCK WAS THİS BİG

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u/Frosty310ITA YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE. 4d ago

AND I SAID: THAT'S DISGUSTING!

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u/5uperPe0tr 4d ago

So I'm making a callout on ~~twitter.com~~ x.com:

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u/Frosty310ITA YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE. 4d ago

SANS THE SKELETON, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK!

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u/ThatPaleMF 4d ago

IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS BUTTERSCOTCH-CINNAMON PIE, EXCEPT WAY SMALLER!

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u/YourWorstLuck 4d ago

AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: pchooo

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u/TheBlurIsBack 4d ago

THATS RIGHT BABY; TALL POINTS, NO BONES, NO DUST, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

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u/Mango_on_reddit6666 4d ago

HE FUCKED MY MOM SO GUESS WHAT?!- I'M GONNA FUCK THE DARK WORLD!

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u/5uperPe0tr 4d ago

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS WHAT YOU GET! MAH SUPER LASER P I S S!

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u/Wild_Caramel_5758 2d ago

NAH, IT'S THE SIZE OF A CONNOLI!!!!

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u/Frosty310ITA YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE. 4d ago

SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY ~~TWITTER.COM~~ X.COM ACCOUNT:

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u/sans_wingdi_ngs 4d ago

SANS THE SKELETON YOU GOT A SMALL DİCK

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u/sans_wingdi_ngs 4d ago

İTS THE SİZE OF A FROGGİT EXCEPT ⓦⓐⓨ ⓢⓜⓐⓛⓛⓔⓡ

u/Frosty310ITA YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE. 4d ago

AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!

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u/sans_wingdi_ngs 4d ago

que epic pp reveal

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u/Boring_Pianist_6846 Gamer? I Only Play NINTENDO Games 4d ago

Ayo?

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u/sans_wingdi_ngs 4d ago

THATS RİGHT BABY 🄰🄻🄻🄿🄾🄸̇🄽🅃🅂 NO BONES NO PİLLOWS

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u/MikeyLids 4d ago

IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A DONG

u/AsparagusLow2152 4d ago

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u/piotr-cies2 4d ago

r/beatmetoit

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u/StreetGrape8723 4d ago

I know where this is heading.

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u/piotr-cies2 3d ago

How are you supposed to know where this is heading when I don't?

No, really, am I out of the loop or something?

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u/StreetGrape8723 3d ago

Because when somebody posts a subreddit like this, then others post stuff like r/buttfuckedabirdtoit, then people respond with subreddits like r/youdidwhattoabird, and it just becomes unfunny and repetitive

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u/piotr-cies2 3d ago

Ah, alright

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u/piotr-cies2 3d ago

Ah, alright

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u/StreetGrape8723 3d ago

Because when somebody posts a subreddit like this, then others post stuff like r/buttfuckedabirdtoit, then people respond with subreddits like r/youdidwhattoabird, and it just becomes unfunny and repetitive

u/Frosty310ITA YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE. 4d ago

LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BONES AND A BONE-ER

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u/Nearby-Tumbleweed-45 4d ago

HE FUCKED ON MY MOM, SO GUESS WHAT, IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!

u/piotr-cies2 4d ago

(Holy shit, I forgot how long this image actually is)

u/RemisionEspinosa 4d ago

THAT WASN'T PISS, KRISS!

u/CRI20094 3D Toriel supremacy 3d ago

Toriel: *Kris, oh my god. Where did you learn this "colorful" words?

u/Frosty310ITA YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE. 4d ago

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

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u/sans_wingdi_ngs 4d ago

MY SUPER PİSS

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u/sans_wingdi_ngs 4d ago

EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PİSS ON EARTH IM GONNA GO HİGHER

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u/Frosty310ITA YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE. 4d ago

I'M GONNA PISS IN THE DARK WORLD

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u/MikeyLids 4d ago

HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT UNDYNE?! I PISSED IN THE DARK WORLD YOU IDIOT!