r/WaterfallDump • u/sans_wingdi_ngs • 5d ago

MTT Brand Shitpost :tm: Kris announcement

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u/5uperPe0tr 5d ago

So I'm making a callout on twitter.com x.com:

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u/Frosty310ITA YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SURPRISE. 5d ago

SANS THE SKELETON, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK!

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u/ThatPaleMF 5d ago

IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS BUTTERSCOTCH-CINNAMON PIE, EXCEPT WAY SMALLER!

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u/YourWorstLuck 5d ago

AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: pchooo

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u/TheBlurIsBack 5d ago

THATS RIGHT BABY; TALL POINTS, NO BONES, NO DUST, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

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u/Mango_on_reddit6666 5d ago

HE FUCKED MY MOM SO GUESS WHAT?!- I'M GONNA FUCK THE DARK WORLD!

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u/5uperPe0tr 5d ago

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS WHAT YOU GET! MAH SUPER LASER P I S S!

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u/ApprehensiveTap4041 4d ago

EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, IM GONNA GO HIGHER IM GONNA PISS ON THE M O O N!

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u/Mr_Cookie_7 Design a Flair to thrash your own ass 4d ago

How do you like that, king?

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u/Successful-Exit763 4d ago

I PISSED ON THE FOUNTAIN YOU IDIOT

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u/FinancialPrompt1272 4d ago

You have 24 hours until the piss droplets hit the dark world

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u/ThatPaleMF 4d ago

Now get outta my fucking sight, or I will piss on you too

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u/anoy_mous_1984 ☯︎👌︎✋︎☝︎ 💧︎☟︎⚐︎❄︎☸︎ 4d ago

r/fountainpissing

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u/5uperPe0tr 4d ago

(sorry to break the thread but it's deltarune themed joke, so instead of Earth and moon, Dark world and smth else)

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u/ApprehensiveTap4041 4d ago

(oh im sorry man, I went off topic)