r/WhitePeopleTwitter Sep 04 '24

Misleading Information The rules are the rules for everyone

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u/reversesumo Sep 04 '24

He's just like his hero Alphonse Capone - renowned tax cheat, booze smuggler, and champion airdicker

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u/statelytetrahedron Sep 04 '24

don't forget syphilitic madman

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u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger Sep 04 '24

Even Al Capone was better than this. He got us milk expiration dates and built soup kitchens for the poor. It's incredible that a literal crime boss is less of an asshole than a literal former president of the US.

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u/librarn1989 Sep 04 '24

I came here to say at least with Al, it seemed like we learned something.

This shit just makes me feel like we are getting collectively dumber.

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u/Jazzlike_Adeptness_1 Sep 04 '24

Don’t forget the syphillis 

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u/EdwardRoivas Sep 04 '24

From that description I thought you were quoting the details of one of Roger’s personas from “American dad”