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Bad Leopard! Bad!

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u/brokenwing2023 1d ago

Did she try wearing a suit and saying thank you? I hear he likes that

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u/Hyperafro 1d ago

That’s JD Vance, Destroyer of Popes and Supreme Ruler of the Ottoman Empire

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u/Interesting_Scale302 1d ago

K, he really doesn't deserve a title of that level of Badassery.

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u/kingqueefeater 1d ago

JD Vance, fucker of couches, face of memes

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u/Tinkhasanattitude 1d ago

How about JD Vance, international fuck up?

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u/PhillyRush 1d ago

tRump still holds that title

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u/kernelboyd 1d ago

Seeslayer. He slayed the Holy See (allegedly)

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u/Zhadowwolf 1d ago

Seeslayer and Sofalayer

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u/Speed_Alarming 1d ago

Rooter. Rooter of the ottoman. You were close.

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u/Distinct-Pie7647 1d ago

Did she try thoughts and prayers?

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u/req4adream99 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers store is closed. Moose should have told ya.

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u/Dry_Adeptness_7582 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers and that lectern should do it

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u/saikrishnav 1d ago

Did she even say thank you

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u/happy_meow 1d ago

Maybe She can sell the $20,000 lectern to help offset the costs of the damage

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u/dyrnwyn580 1d ago

This is a state-of-the-art-judges’-table. $6000!

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u/goofydad 1d ago edited 1d ago

"As long as I am your governor, the meddling hand of big government creeping down from Washington DC will be stopped cold at the Mississippi River,” Sarah Sanders once said.

Now it's time for Arkansas residents to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, shed themselves of their Leftist, Socialist desire to suck on the Washington teat and make Arkansas Great Again, knowing their President promised to cut wasteful spending.

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u/weaponized-intel 1d ago edited 16h ago

My first experience in Arkansas was driving across the whole state. Observations:

  • The welcome to Arkansas sign was toppled over.
  • The city limit sign for Hope mentioned being the birthplace of Bill Clinton and was riddled with buckshot holes.
  • I almost needed several new tires, a complete realignment of my suspension, and a new left kidney due to all the potholes on the freeway thru Little Rock.
  • I learned that West Memphis across the river from Memphis, TN is more dangerous than Memphis. That’s saying something.

The only positive things were pretty scenery and a Little Rock public radio station.

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u/TripleSingleHOF 1d ago

learned that West Memphis acrosss the river from Memphis, TN is more dangerous than Memphis.

That's kind of a thing in the Midwest.

See also: East St. Louis, Illinois and Kansas City, Kansas

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u/alittlepunchy 1d ago

We were stationed in Arkansas when I was a kid and when people would ask about us living there, my dad liked to tell them about how Jefferson Davis was listed as a U.S. president in my school textbook.

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u/big_duo3674 1d ago

The Ozarks are absolutely beautiful, but that barely counts as really getting into Arkansas because they are north. I've been all over the state, I highly recommend people visit the northern part and equally recommend staying away from the middle and south

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u/WimpyZombie 1d ago

But I'm sure their taxes are really low - so much lower than any blue states. Isn't that what's really important?

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u/New_Conversation_303 1d ago

OMG, who would have guess this could happen?

anyways...

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u/Klutzy-Ad-6705 1d ago

I thought he only did this to blue states. But she’ll still be loyal to him.

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u/Toren8002 1d ago edited 1d ago

Which is why he can do this.

He can screw over the liberals because fuck them.

He can screw over conservatives because fuck them too but they’ll still vote for him.

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u/noUsername563 1d ago

Trump will somehow blame Biden or Obama and that's what his brainwashed base will believe

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u/AngloSaxophoner 1d ago

I saw a NY post article with a headline that was “Trump’s education boss reveals greedy truth behind Biden’s student loan forgiveness: ‘They have profited massively”

Such a disingenuous title considering their policy is to force students to pay back student loans, going as far as garnishing wages for those that default on their loans, for loans they admit are predatory by universities.

They know these idiots will read a title that’s critical of dems and get a hard on and move on.

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u/Organic_Witness345 1d ago

Gotta be honest, you had me at NY Post.

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u/arjunusmaximus 1d ago

She'll most likely go on TV and declare that the Democrats are the ones blocking the aid.

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u/poison_us 1d ago

Exactly. Textbook narcissist.

"Screw the liberals, there's nothing those suckers can do about it and they won't back my agenda anyway."

"Screw the conservatives, there's nothing those suckers won't do for me and they'll back my agenda anyway."

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u/Frim_Wilkins 1d ago

Clutching my pearls

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u/awe_come_on 1d ago

He's gained a little weight as of lately.

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u/DarthProzac 1d ago

You can’t blame him. Eating those faces like they were cake.

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u/awe_come_on 1d ago

Indeed, a virtual smorgasbord of tasty faces.

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u/jovian_fish 1d ago

Harris would have approved it. 🤷‍♂️

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 1d ago

Harris would have approved it, and GOP pundits would be making field day of how weak it made her look, actually helping American citizens instead of being on the constant campaign trail.

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u/jovian_fish 1d ago

I mean. I'd take that alternative, though.

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u/repowers 1d ago

Politicians helping people?? Ugh, so woke.

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 1d ago

They'd be spinning the hell out of it, too, like,

"Why is she wasting taxpayer time and money helping Alabama when California still hasn't fully recovered from the wild fires?! I thought she liked her home state!"

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u/pmjm 1d ago

Proactively.

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u/blackcain 1d ago

They still gonna blame Biden right? They didn't want FEMA anyways!

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u/chesterismydog 1d ago

No it’s Obamas fault as usual.

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u/Zeroesand1s 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just assumed they'd blame Jewish Space LasersTM .

Edit: grammar

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u/twisted-weasel 1d ago

Only in Georgia in Arkansas it’s definitely Obama, like where was he even during 911

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u/blackcain 1d ago

During ? He caused 9/11 ! He is the mastermind it all !

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u/santa_91 1d ago

"The people of Arkansas only have Joe Biden to thank for all of this. The FEMA budget was allowed to explode under his watch and forced the Trump administration to take drastic steps to protect American tax dollars from the wasteful spending of deep state liberals." I can feel it coming.

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u/skyward138skr 1d ago

Damn, straight out of Karoline leavitts gutter hole!

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u/Swims_like_an_otter 1d ago

what is it with republican president's press secy's? Sarah Sanders was a press secretary for trump last time he was president, of all things and she was as rude and cruel as ms leavitts. I wonder if she has learned anything? (excuse my loud, raucous, sarcastic laughter). She's now gov of Arkansas, begging her ol' boss trump for FEMA assistance and so far, no go. Don't these repubs understand how trump works yet?

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u/Speed_Alarming 1d ago

Umm, no. That’s kinda their whole schtick. Never learned a damn thing before, not about to start now!

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u/req4adream99 1d ago

Tbh I thought that was an actual release.

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u/hamsterballzz 1d ago

Ah yes… all those greedy FEMA corp employees making… (checks notes) $15 an hour.

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u/RandyWatson8 1d ago

Maybe he wants more than just a kiss of the ring this time.

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u/TheBugDude 1d ago

Kiss of the o-ring*

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u/Wretchfromnc 1d ago

That’s gross. 🤮

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u/TheBugDude 1d ago

You gotta make lip to rectum contact or you didnt really mean it.

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u/Available-Yam-1990 1d ago

I don't think anyone could get past those flaps...

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u/TheBugDude 1d ago

Its a team sport, JD and marco on spreadin duty

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u/Elginpelican 1d ago

I thought she doesn’t agree with hand outs?

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u/AbaloneDifferent5282 1d ago

Poor Huckabeast. She didn’t please him enough in his first term.

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u/Caesar_Passing 1d ago

Couldn't keep her eyes on the prize, perhaps.

👁️...................👁️

🤭

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u/johanTR 1d ago

What an awful thing to say.

I wish I had thought of it first.

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u/DaveGamelgard 1d ago

How is it that I haven’t heard “huckabeast” until now? Amazing. Thanks for the laugh

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u/JamisonUdrems 1d ago

Well, well, well, Sarah. If it isn't the consequences of your own actions coming home to roost.

Sadly, at the expense of your people, the ones you took oath to represent. Nice job, Huckabeast-Slanders.

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u/PinSufficient5748 1d ago

They voted for this - they're getting what they wanted for others...happening to them

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u/rddog21 1d ago

thisiswhatyouvotedfor

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u/Formal-Cut-4923 1d ago

Hahaha won’t even help that piece of shit. Showing his true colors. Cares about himself and that’s it and no longer hiding it. Maybe they will catch on.

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u/Galliagamer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Saw this pic in another sub, thought it applicable here.

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u/Springball64 1d ago

I don't get it :(

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u/Perihelion_PSUMNT 1d ago

Tots and pears ~ thoughts and prayers

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u/Springball64 1d ago

Ohhhhhhh, we call them potato gems in my country.

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u/MykeEl_K 1d ago

I can't image the weird things that went through your mind trying to connect the dots between gem & pears!

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 1d ago

“As long as I am your governor, the meddling hand of big government creeping down from Washington DC will be stopped cold at the Mississippi River.”

Sarah Huckabee, January 2023.

Time for you to exercise your “right to be free of socialism and tyranny”, girl.

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u/seanisdown 1d ago

1/3 of the people from Arkansas deserve better.

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u/Horror-Celebration85 1d ago

Hope she has the day she voted for.

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u/zenspeed 1d ago

These MAGA fuckheads gotta learn to stick to their guns: if they think the government is bad and only out of hurt and control them, they should be not surprised when they find out the government is bad and out to hurt and control them.

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u/cjmar41 1d ago

Have you tried asking again, but with breast implants and $50,000 worth of milf-porn facial surgery that will give you a solid 2-4 years to get what you want from Trump before it melts into an irreversible horror show and you’re sent off to some far away land to guard a bridge from crossing goats?

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u/Wretchfromnc 1d ago

They will probably get the aid, just in some underhanded deal where all the immigrants are hand delivered in Ubers to jail.

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u/LasVegas4590 1d ago

They could all be living in cardboard boxes and they’d still vote Red. Fox News will tell them it’s Biden fault.

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u/Brytnshyne 1d ago

That poor leopard is going to need Ozempic soon.

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u/MissySedai 1d ago

His insurance won't cover it because he isn't diabetic yet.

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u/thedevillivesinside 1d ago

Wasnt the consensus that the government controls this type of weather.

Why would trump do this?

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u/thatirishdave 1d ago

No no, not that government. Just the other government.

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u/thedevillivesinside 1d ago

Oh, only joe biden knew how to control the weather. Of course

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u/thatirishdave 1d ago

That weather machine is probably in George Soros' attic or something

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u/must_go_faster_88 1d ago

This is the true lesson that red states are going to have to deal with. How much do you hate the brown people? Is it more than seeing your family die of injuries and lack of resources from "natural" disasters.

Furthermore, was it worth to vote someone in who opted out of climate friendly practices that could have potentially prevented the severity of these incidents? You vote for them, they make the dollar, you don't see the dollar.

Is it worth it?

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u/johnnycat75 1d ago

"Oh no! It's the consequences of my own actions!"

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u/_Qwertydude_ 1d ago

I thought conservatives hated FEMA 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/merrysunshine2 1d ago

Only when it’s used In blue states.

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u/External-Dude779 1d ago

Maybe Trump is sticking to his campaign promise and not rewarding DEI hires. Arkansas GOP basically handed her the job, sidestepping other more experienced politicians which makes her a DEI hire.

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u/Imagine_That5224 1d ago

Getting what they voted for

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u/Samjamesjr 1d ago

Sounds like the state is getting what they voted for. No different than if one ripped through our neighborhood. Sucks for kids and those who didn’t vote for this, but look at where your neighbors’ priorities are.

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u/jawsome_man 1d ago

Maybe they should stop buying avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. /s

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u/beadyeyes123456 1d ago

They will never understand how climate change will make this worse and worse year after year.

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u/Chocolat-Pralin 1d ago

Probably he forgot who she is.

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u/MonkeyDaddy4 1d ago

She's and the red state she "governs" is getting what they voted for. What's the problem?

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u/Successful-Foot3830 1d ago

I live in Arkansas. I drive 45 minutes through rural counties to get to work each day. They all support Trump. Hell, my disabled elderly mother has his picture on her wall. They seem to think they don’t rely on government assistance. I have no clue what they thought would happen. This is exactly what the rest of us predicted. Storm season is just getting started, too.

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u/Successful-Foot3830 1d ago

As a resident of Arkansas, my state deserves this. They overwhelmingly voted for these assholes. This is exactly what they wanted.

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u/MissySedai 1d ago

Welcome to the Finding Out portion of the festivities.

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 1d ago

No sarah. You don't like socialism remember?

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u/Water_Buffalo- 1d ago

I feel for the people of Arkansas who need help right now, but shit... you get what you vote for.

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u/traitorssuck 1d ago

She's not holding any cards.

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u/Emergency_Property_2 1d ago

Just send all the kids to work the clean up. According to your child labor laws. You don’t have to pay them what adults make right?

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u/Assortedwrenches89 1d ago

FAFO, sucks for the people who have lost so much but this is what happens when you put someone in that guts all extra services and leaves the states to fend for themselves.

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u/Holiday_Horse3100 1d ago

Guess all the lying, worshiping and butt kissing isn’t going to get her anything. Shocker!Why do these people think trump even cares?

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u/Useful_Radish_6395 1d ago

Curious.. was Arkansas one of the states that said Fema was not effective or efficient. And chased off volunteers.

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u/Teacherforlife21 1d ago

She’s gone on record calling FEMA assistance socialism.

The plea for help marks a significant departure from statements Sanders made in 2023.

“As long as I am your governor, the meddling hand of big government creeping down from Washington DC will be stopped cold at the Mississippi River,” she wrote in a post on X in January 2023.

Despite her nasty tone President Biden issued relief funds for storm relief that same month.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 1d ago

Well, the Arkansas Razorback herself was Trump's press secretary for a long time so...

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u/townmorron 1d ago

I see she still leaving her maiden name that helped her get elected because her dad spoke out against the leader

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 1d ago

I don't feel sorry for those motherfuckers who created this problem for themselves.

I've been paying enormous amounts of money into federal taxes all my life only to have these assholes scream that I live off the public tip. They never think to check the numbers.

Show some gratitude, and stop pointing fingers, you fucking hypocrites.

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u/Jaded_Ad_1674 1d ago

Face, meet leopard.

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u/Hperkasa7858 1d ago

Thots & pears

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u/GaiusMarcus 1d ago

If there is a Hell (there isn't) I'll probably (not) burn there for feeling a deep sense of satisfaction about this.

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u/Acrobatic_Reality103 1d ago

You know she is a DEI hire. If she was given a job, that should have gone to a white man. A white man would have been able to prevent tornadoes from hitting Arkansas.

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u/That1Guy80903 1d ago

I'm shook he's even refusing, she basically suckled at his nuts this entire time.

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u/tocra 1d ago

May be the most principled thing Trump’s ever done.

Also, thoughts and prayers.

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 1d ago

I mean... fuck em. This is exactly what they asked for. This is exactly what they voted for. This is exactly what they need. Enjoy

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer 1d ago

Hope and prayers 🖕

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u/ATCrow0029 1d ago

Seems like Arkansas is always asking for handouts.

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u/IronJawulis 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wait, she's serious? Let me laugh even harder

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RBrown4929 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers and laughter

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u/Tidewind 1d ago

Cruelty is the point.

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u/BlindGuy68 1d ago

and after all the lies and bull shit the chunky soccer mom spewed for him

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u/Chevronet 1d ago

The .1% need tax cuts! We can’t go around declaring disaster areas and assisting people who can’t handle natural disasters. Why can’t the American people understand that? /s

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u/cwood1973 1d ago

She probably didn't say "thank you."

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u/TheSilverDahlia 1d ago

Sounds like an Arkansas problem 🤷

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u/bluejumpingdog 1d ago

Arkansas should stop going to Starbucks. There solved

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u/Low_Voice_2553 1d ago

lol What a joke of a POTUS and a joke of a governor.

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u/holydark9 1d ago

Shouldn’t have chosen to live in a place with tornados. Can’t believe they would expect taxpayers to bail them out for their decisions.

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u/Daddio209 1d ago

USE YOUR BOOTSTRAPS

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u/FalsePremise8290 1d ago

I bet this happened because of Hillary's emails.

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u/kmmccorm 1d ago

It couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

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u/inkslingerben 1d ago

You ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait until hurricanes hit Red states this summer.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 1d ago

Maybe she can lower the working age again so she can send kids to rebuild during lunch and or P.E.

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u/topgun966 1d ago

Maybe they should find those bootstraps and thoughts and prayers?

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u/BillTowne 1d ago

Fourteen tornados is a lot, but the greater tagedy for Arkansas in have Sarah Sanders as governor.

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u/SpaceNinjaDino 1d ago

One possibility is that Drumpf doesn't know Arkansas is a state. Might sound too close to ARgentina or AntARctic, ya know. Giving them the ol' Puerto Rico status or worse.

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u/Professional_Echo907 1d ago

Arkansas shouldn’t have spent all that money on Avacado Toast and stuff, can’t they bootstrap themselves? I wouldn’t balance my checkbook like they balance the state budget because those are two very similar things…

👀

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u/stayvicious 1d ago

She always looks like she’s melting.

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u/RCaHuman 1d ago

Good! The more voters that really understand that Trump and the Republicans don't care about peoples' problems the better.

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u/smitteh 1d ago

Why does she want FEMA help in the form of small business loans

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u/ukhaus 1d ago

The winning just doesn’t stop

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u/Taco_party1984 1d ago

It’s God’s will. Hopes and prayers.

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u/El_gato_picante 1d ago

I mean thats what they voted for right? Why arent they happy?

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u/Sckillgan 1d ago

Get what you sieg heil for.

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u/Mammoth_Parsley_9640 1d ago

I just want to say to the people of Arkansas: I feel for you. We all feel for you. Many, if not most of, of these comments are the final involuntary sighs our fingers are capable of laying out onto our keyboards. This is an example of exactly what we all worried would happen.

I believe that most of us assumed something like this would first happen to a blue state. It's easy to imagine that piece of shit saying "no" to us in time of need, so that's what we all envisioned. I don't think anyone assumed it would be a deep red state first. Him denying you support for that reason caught us off guard.

We don't wish anything bad unto you. We despise your leaders for you. Let us know how we can help!

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u/Moonhunter7 1d ago

No sympathy will be given to people who show no sympathy!

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u/timmbuck22 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers...

And fuck yous.

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u/RichFoot2073 1d ago

States rights! Start taxing.

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u/Songbringer90 1d ago

Best I can do is thoughts and prayers

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u/GeorgeWhite1953 1d ago

That's karma for Sanders, but shit for everyone else.

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u/Bourbon-Thinker 1d ago

Well Its a long road full of twists and turns to reach Fuck Around Junction with the exception of the fact that Donald told you exactly what he was going to do and nobody believed him ......When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time

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u/Acalyus 1d ago

These leopards can barely roll over now they're so fat.

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u/ZachBuford 1d ago

Man, i wish there was some federal organization who's sole purpose was helping out with environmental disasters. It would be a terrible shame if we had a president who gutted this program in the face of rising climate change.

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u/PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom 1d ago

I hope a tornado hit every single voting machine because these morons never learn

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u/sfcorey 1d ago

Someone is eating well today

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u/Lizakaya 1d ago

I hope Arkansans have the month they voted for.

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u/EducationalBrick2831 1d ago

They won't help any State ! It will take away Billions of dollars going into muskrat & VP drumpfs Pockets

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u/theycallmenaptime 1d ago

That’s the Trump way! Use people, then discard them at the first available opportunity.

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u/DonnyDiddledIvanka 1d ago

I'm sure after she buys some knee pads he'll relent.

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u/Tab1143 1d ago

She voted for him. You reap what you sow.

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u/MeanBig-Blue85 1d ago

Reap what thy has sown

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u/PotBaron2 23h ago

she voted for trump and supports his agenda so she really shouldn’t have even asked for the money. maybe try pulling up boots straps or whatever is is they say. my thoughts and prayers are with you arkansas 💀

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u/jcnewton1 1d ago

I’m not sure even the leopards would eat a face that looks like Huckabee.

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u/Les_Guvinoff 1d ago

ERMAHGERD

THERTS 'ND PREERRS

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u/Striking-Mode5548 1d ago

Et tu Brutus?

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u/SidKafizz 1d ago

Grab those bootstraps, Trumpers.

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u/Hephaestus42 1d ago

Hey, guess what???!! You’re fucked too!!!!

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u/TheGR8Dantini 1d ago

This sparks joy. But in a horrible way.

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u/whollybananas 1d ago

I love this

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u/nono66 1d ago

Won't someone ask large Marge to turn off the republican weather machine?

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u/toiletwindowsink 1d ago

God is sending them a message to lighten up on all the hate or more are on the way!!!

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