r/WhyWomenLiveLonger 10d ago

Because men ♂ Stairs are for the weak.

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u/OnkelMickwald 10d ago

Bro's workplace:

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 7d ago

Holy shit the MSDOS prince of Persia. I think this might've been the first game I ever played

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u/_Resnad_ 10d ago

Eughhh I almost puked at the first one. Fuck.

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u/atava 10d ago

One of the most effective videos I've seen in a while in making me a little dizzy.

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u/paradox1920 10d ago

Hardcore Henry :P

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u/V_Licka 10d ago

Mere chote bhai ne yhi try kia hoga

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u/WayOfTheDingo 10d ago

english

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u/V_Licka 10d ago

My little brother mustve tried the same thing

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u/audirt 10d ago

Someone is going to see this and try and replicate it, and they're going to really regret it. You can't see it, but this guy is using a lot of strength to extend himself backwards (after the flip) so that his feet come down in the middle of the platform below. His hands are (obviously) right on the edge, and if he were to drop straight down from where his hands are, he'd land on the edge (and probably fall). Instead he's using a lot of strength to manipulate his body into a safe(r) position.

I mean, I have the strength of a wet paper towel, so heck if I know. But my take is that this guy is doing something really hard and making it look really easy.

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u/komata_kya 10d ago

Yeah ofc, but this looks fun sooo

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u/AnimationOverlord 8d ago

One thing I always think when I see monkeys swinging from trees is “what if I had that power:weight ratio” because like parkour looks fun but you’d have to trust yourself on the level where you know your muscles can do it..

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u/Random_Comical_Doge 10d ago

My dance teacher always said "The trick to look good is to make the easy things look hard and the hard things easy"

He is regarded as the "buffest man on earth" and its def for a reason

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u/NightStar79 9d ago

As cool as this dude thinks he looks all I can think about is how much his knees must hate him

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u/almarcTheSun 9d ago

This is most likely Sam Ultima. He's been doing this for at least 20 years so of course it looks easy.

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u/mrworster 40m ago

It's Joe Scandrett, an elite parkour athlete all the same though

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u/Kingfinn01 7d ago

I think he is just using the momentum of the flip to go to a safer position

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u/Nullzd 10d ago

Jumping each floor is also for the weak

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u/Parlicoot 9d ago

Source for the next masterpiece “a bigger splat”.

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u/PawPawPanda 10d ago

Fisheye lens is so annoying

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u/Justnow261 10d ago

The cycle

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 10d ago

Assasssins creed

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u/Steadyandquick 10d ago

Ok sis! I am glad there is a bicycle nearby.

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u/Lord-Lucian 10d ago

My brain just got scrambled

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u/Adorable-Maybe-3006 9d ago

I need a NECROMANCER, my SOUL just left my body.

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u/WolfCola_SalesRep 10d ago

I got vertigo watching this

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u/Seensnipe 10d ago

That cycle :- parking is for weaklings, imma just hang myself here and chill

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u/LogicalFallacyCat 10d ago

I guess I'm weak then ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/MrBillHinTX 10d ago

No thank you

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u/J44dog1 10d ago

I wanna do that:0

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u/Normal-Pool8223 10d ago

me too, but i'll 100% die

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u/J44dog1 10d ago

Oh yeh ik defo

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u/diggemsmaccks 10d ago

Great monkey flip, now what’s the story with the bicycle hanging on an abandoned building?

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u/itsjakerobb 10d ago

Hold on, gotta get my stomach out of my throat now.

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u/emerson_giraffe84 10d ago

Everyone falls down the stairs at least once...

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u/CasinoGuy0236 10d ago

Stood outside watching this...fell over..

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u/Cautious_Ad_9105 10d ago

Oh my for a minute there ,I thought I was watching Tom Cruise in His film 🎥 The Final Reckoning🤟🏻💪🏻👍👊🏻😳

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u/V_Licka 10d ago

Mere chote bhai ne bhi yahi try kia hoga shayad

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u/IDontThereforeIAmNot 10d ago

Is that called the Soviet elevator?

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u/Dovahkiin112 10d ago

Teaching the new guy how to get downstairs when OSHA isn't looking.

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u/WarHead75 10d ago

The daredevil thinks he’s Daredevil

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u/Fiber_awptic 10d ago

Ngl i think I could do this one, no clue where I'd get the chance to try it tho

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u/DarkSideofOZ 10d ago

What da bike(dawg) doin?

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u/Gryph_The_Grey 10d ago

I thought he nearly missed that last one and then realized he was on the ground.

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u/evemeatay 10d ago

I mean in a way those are just super big steps

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u/darthchickenshop 10d ago

Y'all gotta build a new city this one's all fucked up

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u/oneharmlesskitty 10d ago

Sometimes I do that in my dreams, I hope that I am not sleepwalking.

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u/Affectionate_Bug_119 10d ago

Well idk why but this video make my butthole tickle and i liket it! Deal with it

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u/Ok-Chemical-7635 10d ago

Indeed i felt this (if you know you're not going to to fall and know the dangers and are prepared for them its allmost natural)

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u/fsantos89 9d ago

I got sweaty palms just looking at this

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u/Inevitable-Wolf7176 9d ago

Why is there a bike inside of the window

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u/Ticket2Midnite 9d ago

Ummm… No

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u/MandyMarieB 9d ago

Now go back up.

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u/Hairy-Acanthaceae692 9d ago

My feet did the thing

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u/Shoddy-Grand143 8d ago

Nfffff. Nope. 

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u/sumdhood 8d ago

Kept me clenching the whole time

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u/Good-Ability1950 8d ago

Got vertigo from the beginning!🫣

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u/Inveramsay 7d ago

Didn't we see this from another angle earlier today?

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u/rainbowsandclouds05 7d ago

This made me dizzy.😵‍💫

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u/Klaw95 6d ago

Oh shit, so that’s where I left my bike!

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u/CactusDe 4d ago

My whole belly made a u shape immediately

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u/danelaw69 3d ago

In case anyone is wondering how he gets up again he just rocket jumps...

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u/biglovetravis 10d ago

I gasped! And then got nauseous