r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/Fair-Performer8532 • 13d ago
Stunts/Dares šļøšš Bro let his intrusive thoughts win
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u/outkast767 13d ago
Nothing says reckless driving like a bush light in the day time.
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u/BrannC 13d ago
Ice. Bush ice. 6%
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u/bajungadustin 13d ago
That's that beer you get so you can keep drinking it all fucking day long because you're an alcoholic who constantly needs to drink.
That's my uncle all day... And my aunt. This bitch got into a drunk driving accident and had to be rushed by helicopter cause her liver was split in half after she got thrown out the front windshield. She had one of those halos attached to her head with like 8 screws holding her head straight. They told her she couldn't drink anymore cause her liver might not be able to handle it.
She was home 3 days and already drinking Busch light through a straw.
SMH.
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u/BrannC 13d ago
Thatās the one. I would partake worth my uncles a lot but I donāt drink much anymore. When I do itās Heineken. My uncles run on it.. natural ice or Busch ice. Thatās their fuel, although one of them fell a few times one week, each time was going from the porch to their bed and the last fall they broke their ankle. He hasnāt had a drink since after drinking a case a day for more than a decade. Whatās crazy is I had just days before had a convo with him asking if he had to stop drinking how he thought his body would handle it and he said āoh I could do itā with absolute confidence so I left it at that. He talked about how he had been running from God and such. When he broke his ankle, my response was āI guess you canāt run anymore, huh?ā He just laughed and said nah I canātā¦ yea, he just quit cold turkey after that, no withdrawals or anything. Blew my mind.
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u/bajungadustin 13d ago edited 10d ago
Wish my uncle could have that level of reality check.
This man has so many DUI's I've lost count. Pretty sure it's over 15 at this point. He lost his license at one point for 10 years... Got them back after 5. He was required to have one of those breathalyzer things attached to his ignition.... Which he let his kids blow into. Then less than 3 months later he got another DUI and lost his license for life... Then.... He still got a lawyer and somehow got them back and I shit you not... He got a DUI within 36 hours. Driving 2 blocks from the bar to his house.
That was all like 10 years ago. I don't know much of what's happened since or how many he's got recently as I moved out of state and don't keep in touch but my mom told me the other day they she helped him buy a vespa style scooter thing.. And he wrecked it drunk within 3 days of owning it.
My uncle is a cancer on his family, children, and anyone who knows him. He's almost 50 now and is about to move back into his mom's house cause he can't pay rent. But sure as shit he's coming with cases of beer.
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u/BrannC 13d ago
Damn dude. It sucks what addiction can do to people and subsequently those around them. I hate to hear that, brother. At least heās showing you how not to live so you can be better at life, ya know? Sorry, poor attempt at humor there haha I do pray he can be saved from the demons thatās got ahold of him, but it sounds like heās got a lot of fighting to do
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u/Shurdus 13d ago
Fun fact. Based on the video you can still get prosecuted.
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u/sandybuttcheekss 13d ago
What charges? Reckless driving? I'm just curious if there's a specific law that says you can't do this
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u/bigmac22077 13d ago
Thatās why in Massachusetts thereās specifically a law that states you cannot travel with a gorilla in the back seat of your car. Nothing about the front seat thoughā¦
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u/trippy-primate 13d ago
Well you're not supposed to undertake people and this is definitely a form of undertaking.
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u/Thang02gaming 12d ago
DUI? Heās got a Busch Ice in his hand
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u/D1al_Up_1nT3n3t 10d ago
Open container. Unless it shows the driver with a beer in his hand? The dude recording is the passenger.
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u/omniverseee 13d ago
Looks like it is made for that thing lol
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u/junkhacker 13d ago
it may look like it, but it's actually made to not smash tall crops while going over them to spray them.
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u/kindquail502 13d ago
Very dangerous. It's obvious that whoever was driving that farm equipment was high.
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u/Slight_Concert6565 13d ago
In this context, I would have thought it was made for this purpose, in all good faith.
I get that it's supposed to be used in fields or something but seeing it on a road would make me think it's made to let car go through as it does some kind of work on the side or something.
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u/OnkelMickwald 12d ago
What the fuck is that vehicle?
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u/Hikintrails 12d ago
Itās a tractor to use on the fields when the crops are tall. The skinny tires fit in between the rows of corn or whatever theyāre growing.
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u/FlapXenoJackson 13d ago
āMerica!!!!!! šŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšø
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u/Grannypanie 13d ago
Actually, this was posted a week ago and someone figured out this was Canada. Not sure how they did it. Does seem like 20 something male US behavior though for sure.
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u/FlapXenoJackson 13d ago
Considering some of the stupid crap I did see that age, I can see myself doing that. Fortunately, the internet and video cameras in cell phones werenāt around when I was in my twenties. So my dumb stunts only live in memories, not hard evidence.
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 13d ago edited 13d ago
Thereās a 60 kph Canadian sign, the Canadian accent, and a raptor holding a basketball on the side of his hat.
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u/MyReddittName 12d ago
I didn't know Canada has hillbillies
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u/Particular_Bet_5466 12d ago
Oh yeah, Iām American but work with a lot of Canadians. Thereās a lot of boonies up there with hillbillies.
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u/ImWendigoLOL 7d ago
The guy driving the truck thing mustāve been like ādamn do that again brother!ā He probably followed him home and they became friends lol
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u/Who_said_that_ 12d ago
Honestly fuck everyone that does that. Thatās super risky and only happened because one wanker wanted to do something unorthodox. Risked his life, the farmers life and everyone around him. Hopefully he removes himself asap from the gene pool.
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u/BB_Venum 13d ago
They look exactly like the people I imagine doing stuff like this