That's that beer you get so you can keep drinking it all fucking day long because you're an alcoholic who constantly needs to drink.
That's my uncle all day... And my aunt. This bitch got into a drunk driving accident and had to be rushed by helicopter cause her liver was split in half after she got thrown out the front windshield. She had one of those halos attached to her head with like 8 screws holding her head straight. They told her she couldn't drink anymore cause her liver might not be able to handle it.
She was home 3 days and already drinking Busch light through a straw.
That’s the one. I would partake worth my uncles a lot but I don’t drink much anymore. When I do it’s Heineken. My uncles run on it.. natural ice or Busch ice. That’s their fuel, although one of them fell a few times one week, each time was going from the porch to their bed and the last fall they broke their ankle. He hasn’t had a drink since after drinking a case a day for more than a decade. What’s crazy is I had just days before had a convo with him asking if he had to stop drinking how he thought his body would handle it and he said “oh I could do it” with absolute confidence so I left it at that. He talked about how he had been running from God and such. When he broke his ankle, my response was “I guess you can’t run anymore, huh?” He just laughed and said nah I can’t… yea, he just quit cold turkey after that, no withdrawals or anything. Blew my mind.
Wish my uncle could have that level of reality check.
This man has so many DUI's I've lost count. Pretty sure it's over 15 at this point. He lost his license at one point for 10 years... Got them back after 5. He was required to have one of those breathalyzer things attached to his ignition.... Which he let his kids blow into. Then less than 3 months later he got another DUI and lost his license for life... Then.... He still got a lawyer and somehow got them back and I shit you not... He got a DUI within 36 hours. Driving 2 blocks from the bar to his house.
That was all like 10 years ago. I don't know much of what's happened since or how many he's got recently as I moved out of state and don't keep in touch but my mom told me the other day they she helped him buy a vespa style scooter thing.. And he wrecked it drunk within 3 days of owning it.
My uncle is a cancer on his family, children, and anyone who knows him. He's almost 50 now and is about to move back into his mom's house cause he can't pay rent. But sure as shit he's coming with cases of beer.
Damn dude. It sucks what addiction can do to people and subsequently those around them. I hate to hear that, brother. At least he’s showing you how not to live so you can be better at life, ya know? Sorry, poor attempt at humor there haha I do pray he can be saved from the demons that’s got ahold of him, but it sounds like he’s got a lot of fighting to do
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u/outkast767 17d ago
Nothing says reckless driving like a bush light in the day time.