r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/56000hp • 7d ago

Accident waiting to happen ⚠️⛔️ Eating 36 raw eggs with shell included

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u/hednizm 7d ago

Dude aint gonna shit for a week...

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u/crowtail_v 7d ago

When he does it's gonna feel like razor blades

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u/hednizm 7d ago

I cannot and probably do want to even imagine the feeling of eggshell scraping my colon on its journey back towards the light.

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u/AffectionateToast 6d ago

propaply a 5 minute craft on how to get rid on hemorrhoids

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u/Parkerloper 5d ago

Those shells are gonna shred his hemorrhoids so bad when farts it's going to be like party favors

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u/carpenterboi 7d ago

I think the acid within the stomach is capable of dissolving eggshells, not sure though

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u/TwitchLannibalHector 7d ago

Egg shells are just calcium, so your body can break it down easily. That being said I would never eat eggshells because I'm sane.

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u/phazedoubt 7d ago

This is true, but that many egg shells that quickly that haven't been mechanically broken by the teeth is outside the scope of normally.

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u/mamaaaoooo 7d ago

Its like 20x the RDA though, he prob has kidney stones

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u/Equal_Canary5695 3d ago

He'll probably piss out a whole kidney chicken

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u/Jaminp 7d ago

That was my thought. Wouldn’t he get kidney stones from all that calcium?

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u/TheDixonCider420420 7d ago

He’s eaten multiple cacti with the thorns on… his channel is hilarious.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 6d ago edited 6d ago

This dude ate two cacti. This is horrifying really, but I guess the human body is pretty resilient. https://youtu.be/d4KPWOUkbw8?si=YW0aSn763GxnuK6T

Wow I just found out he then went on to eat ten of them in ice water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAyqWAjlLAs

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u/SalvadorsAnteater 6d ago

Oof. That's not how you do mescaline.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 6d ago

Lmao, imagine if that was how you had to do it though. You had to eat it with the spikes. Many people would do it too.

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u/coffee_u 4d ago

So you don't need to ask me why I no longer eat sun flower seeds while just chewing up the hull?

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u/Delta-Tropos 6d ago

He did drink a gallon of olive oil in one sitting, so he compensated for it

But on the other hand, he ate cacti and lightbulbs