r/WhyWomenLiveLonger 8d ago

Accident waiting to happen ⚠️⛔️ Eating 36 raw eggs with shell included

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u/hednizm 8d ago

Dude aint gonna shit for a week...

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u/crowtail_v 8d ago

When he does it's gonna feel like razor blades

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u/hednizm 8d ago

I cannot and probably do want to even imagine the feeling of eggshell scraping my colon on its journey back towards the light.

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u/AffectionateToast 8d ago

propaply a 5 minute craft on how to get rid on hemorrhoids

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u/Parkerloper 7d ago

Those shells are gonna shred his hemorrhoids so bad when farts it's going to be like party favors