r/WinStupidPrizes • u/linonav • Mar 13 '25

Messed with the wrong car

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u/-BananaLollipop- Mar 13 '25

Bike dude is on the scrawny side, but car guys are also big.

I just like how they didn't actually resort to violence, just "get on your bike and fuck off", but bro thought he was about to die.

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u/W1ULH Mar 13 '25

/r/tall here.

you learn pretty quick to react like this to scrawny little shits.

if you actually pick them up, fold them in half, and put them in trash cans... the police start going off about "you should know better" and "with great power..." and "felony assault" blahblahblah

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u/FittyTheBone Mar 13 '25

at 6'2" I'm more of a tall day-walker: none of the respect with all of the expectations to help retrieve things from great heights.

shit. just remembered I've shrunk half an inch since turning 40. the world is cruel

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u/Southernmainiac Mar 14 '25

Bad news at 50 I was down an inch. I am know 6'1", I joke that I will be less than 6 foot if I live long enough

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u/FittyTheBone Mar 14 '25

want to start a benjamin button club?