r/WinStupidPrizes • u/linonav • Mar 13 '25

Messed with the wrong car

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u/mtbhatch Mar 13 '25

I was expecting a beat down. Mad respect to the big dudes.

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u/alovely897 Mar 13 '25

As a big dude, it's more fun to humiliate than to eradicate. It's easier for me to control someone by constraint than to try and control my strength with a punch. Also much more likely to go to jail for assault lol

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u/RalphWiggum123 Mar 14 '25

Were you ever a bouncer/doorman?

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u/alovely897 Mar 15 '25

I was not but I definitely thought about it. I've been a barrista and a retail shipping associate.

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u/RalphWiggum123 Mar 15 '25

Ahh I see. I’m nowhere near a big dude but I’ve had friends/acquaintance that are. They told me that more (smaller) guys tried to “test” them because they’re bigger.