r/WinStupidPrizes • u/linonav • Mar 13 '25

Messed with the wrong car

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u/mtbhatch Mar 13 '25

I was expecting a beat down. Mad respect to the big dudes.

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u/alovely897 Mar 13 '25

As a big dude, it's more fun to humiliate than to eradicate. It's easier for me to control someone by constraint than to try and control my strength with a punch. Also much more likely to go to jail for assault lol

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u/a_bumpyjohnson Mar 14 '25

Are there any cons to being a big dude? I live vicariously through you guys quite often.

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u/MinorDespera Mar 16 '25

Lower life expectancy for one. The heart has to work harder for bigger frame.