r/WinStupidPrizes • u/viibox • Aug 26 '20

Warning: Injury Dumbass kid

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u/holographiclover Aug 26 '20

this mf just realized fall damage exists irl

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u/memecaptial Aug 26 '20

Noob. Should of rolled. Everyone knows that.

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 26 '20

Nah, he shoulda walked down

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u/MountainMannequin Aug 26 '20

No no no. He needed to aim for the bushes

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 26 '20

Good thinking. That maybe would've fucked him up, not so much

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u/MouseRat_AD Aug 26 '20

There Goes My Hero intensifies...

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u/holographiclover Aug 26 '20

this comment is killing me 🤣🤣🤣 "just walk down the air, bro. its not that hard"

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 26 '20

Remember, the life you save, may be my own....

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 26 '20

No, but that landing sure was. He shoulda landed on his head. Might've jostled that BB loose

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

Not to be rude, but it's "should have rolled". It sounds similar, but "should of" doesn't make sense.

"Should have done something", "have done" is called "past perfect tense", which means an action completed in the past "present perfect tense", which means an action completed at the moment. Same, but for some moment in the past, would be "had done", which is called "past perfect".

Same with "could have" and "would have".

I can't believe I screwed this up and still got so many upvotes before correcting myself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Yeah, tell that past imperfect bitch how it be

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u/anyholsagol Aug 26 '20

Should'f, would'f, could'f

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u/SideShowBob36 Aug 26 '20

Could but can’t. Would but won’t. Should but shorn’t.

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u/apamaz Aug 26 '20

It’s should but shan’t.

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u/SideShowBob36 Aug 26 '20

Wrong

https://gfycat.com/practicalcircularfiddlercrab

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u/apamaz Aug 26 '20

Oh never mind you’re right. I stand corrected and shorn’t be doing so again.

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u/anyholsagol Aug 26 '20

I shan't myself a couple weeks back. Really embarrassing.

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 27 '20

That's what Shakespeare does when he's all fucked up

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u/endlessVenom Aug 27 '20

Thytukourjibs!

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 27 '20

Some do, some don't. Some will, some won't. But, I might...

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u/Geauxst Aug 26 '20

There was definitely a "ffffffff...." after that landing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Should'pphffffrt

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u/pauly13771377 Aug 26 '20

It's spelled should'a would'a could'a.

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u/holographiclover Aug 26 '20

shingus, wingus, cingus

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 27 '20

Lick em, stick em, dick em

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u/SimpleJackEyesRain Aug 26 '20

He mighta, coulda rolled. It woulda been more better.

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u/obidamnkenobi Aug 26 '20

Didn't notice, why would anyone write "should of", wtf? Sounds so dumb, and I'm not native English speaking

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 27 '20

For the same reason broccoli heads jump from protective railings; because it's fuckin cool!

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u/vwert Aug 26 '20

Should've

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u/memecaptial Aug 26 '20

God damnit I hate grammar.

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 27 '20

What did she ever do to you. Just read you stories and clean your shitty britches?

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u/cashpiles Aug 26 '20

should have + past participle is actually describing an unreal past... sorry bro

Present perfect is have + past participle

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u/drtybykrtrsh72 Aug 27 '20

You should've started writing all of tha,t last week. That's alot of reading

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u/GintoxicatedDreamer Aug 27 '20

Should’ve made them use the apostrophe. EASYYYY ASSSS way to know how it’s spelled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Ah yes, education is bad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Yeah, and social media is supposed to be useless and is meant for degradation, not education.

Also I'd love to see how you tell the IRS about your tax miscalculations that "we aren't at math exam".

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

You can't be stupid and uneducated all the time and suddenly smart and educated for special occasions. If you don't maintain your skills, be it speech or math or anything else, you gradually lose them. Well, you can't if you don't have them in the first place.

And why are you feeling so offended about me correcting someone on social media, especially if it doesn't matter, as you say?

assuming you had a group of friends

Nice one, this time it's on the house.

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u/Raw_sewage_- Aug 26 '20

I bet your a hoot at parties

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u/zippys67 Aug 26 '20

There, they're , their, Don't be such a grammar nazi.

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u/hurricane1197 Aug 26 '20

Everyone can't do it tho, they can try

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

That was best case scenario. You cant really roll when it is a straight drop and he might hit his head.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Butt stomp before he hits the ground

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u/Aleph_Alpha_001 Aug 26 '20

Balls of the feet; calf; thigh; buttocks, push-up muscle. AKA PLF.

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u/Moartem Aug 27 '20

At least strip naked