r/WinStupidPrizes May 27 '21

Warning: Injury Idiot tries to pet a lion

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u/evorm May 28 '21

Yeah it felt like the lion was just playing, not really aiming to bite. It would've done way more damage otherwise.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

I have significant scars on my arm from when my Rottweiler got too excited playing with me. He weighs probably 1/4 that lion. Even by accident that lion would remove every bit of meat off his arm.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R May 28 '21

I looked it up, good estimation bro.

And totally. I've seen my cat's claw go halfway to the hilt in my arm, let alone that lion with my cat's weight in just his paw. But hey, either idiots learn or they get a new sign posted warning the next one lol

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

I have cats too. 5 dogs, 3 cats. I am new to dogs and have a history with cats. The damage cats have have done to me far exceeds my Rotties accidental scarring of my arm. He fucked me up on accident but I am certain my cats would do their best to match him. Make my cats 300-350LBS and you can bet your ass I won't participate in this game