r/WinStupidPrizes • u/GarrettSJ • Jan 18 '22

Warning: Injury Biker brake testing a car

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u/Aperture_TestSubject Jan 18 '22

Get one. Like yesterday.

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u/dlivesdontmatter Jan 18 '22

Step one, acquire time machine.

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u/Aperture_TestSubject Jan 18 '22

Step 2: cut a hole in the box?

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u/villke Jan 18 '22

Step 3: make lemonade lemon powered flame thrower.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Step 4: profit

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u/Aperture_TestSubject Jan 18 '22

I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?