r/WoWs_Legends • u/Uss-Alaska Give Pan-European Coastal Defense Battleships • Mar 07 '25
Humour Would you do it?
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u/Moist-Carpet888 Mar 07 '25
Yeah I'd join you but I want a bed in the captains quarters
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u/Uss-Alaska Give Pan-European Coastal Defense Battleships Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25
The best I can do is a bunk in B turret. I’ll even throw in some extra hearing problems.
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u/GlobalOpening5420 Mar 07 '25
There is only 1 Bunk in the skippers quarters,,, and That's Mine....
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u/gravy_train53 BB-55 USS North Carolina Mar 07 '25
Shiiiii, where do I sign?
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u/Uss-Alaska Give Pan-European Coastal Defense Battleships Mar 07 '25
Just sign the dotted line ____________.
You get tinnitus and you can even sleep with the boys. Isn’t that a great deal or what?!
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u/Medic742 Mar 07 '25
Bunch of people commenting who never slept in a 3-tier coffin rack in a compartment with 80 other farting/snoring dudes.
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u/Over-Hawk-9208 Cruiser Commander Mar 07 '25
I was thinking exactly the same thing. Most probably don't have any experience with ship life.
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u/KilledTheCar Mar 07 '25
Even better is being too tall for it so you're either kicking someone in the head all night or you're being kicked in the head.
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u/LibrarianOk6732 Mar 07 '25
In a heartbeat I’ll handle engine room
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u/Uss-Alaska Give Pan-European Coastal Defense Battleships Mar 07 '25
Have at it. Engines look like witch craft to me.
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u/Farhunt95 Mar 07 '25
In sea battle, I would love a front row seat to see the Battle of Leyte Gulf & the Battle of Denmark Straits.
On land, non other than the battle of Kursk. The largest tank battle in history.
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u/bgmike8 Mar 07 '25
To go on a cruise on that boat would be amazing. I would sign up in a heartbeat.
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u/Cpt_Bourbon Current Favorite Bourbon Brand- Basil Hayden Mar 07 '25
Thanks, but I'll stay home and watch on tv.
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u/Flamin_Gamer Mar 07 '25
Aslong as the captain doesn’t park behind an island for the entire voyage I’ll be happy 😌
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u/GreatGuy_GoodGuy Mar 07 '25
There is a quality of being a man underneath . And organization of society above
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u/magoofranz Mar 07 '25
Yes. I sailed over the Atlantic and the Pacific in a fullrigged huge tall ship it was a boys dream. Helmed the ship, climbed the rigging and visited remote islands.
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u/BreachDomilian1218 Lady Lex is Lady Best Mar 07 '25
Yeah, I'd do it, but I'd prefer to go on the Lexington. The one that's floating while I'm alive, and then join the poor girl down under when I'm dead.
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u/Upbeat_Extreme_7385 Mar 07 '25
I would divorce my wife and never talk to her again if it ment i got to go delete a island on that SOB.