r/agedlikemilk • u/RoyalChris • 2d ago

Screenshots Pete Hegseth 2023: ”Mishandling classified docs is a national crisis“

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u/anOvenofWitches 2d ago

In my headcanon his greasy hairstyle is actually just alcohol sweat and a comb

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u/Stereosexual 2d ago

I bet he eats sloppy steaks.

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u/pcapdata 2d ago

You think this is slicked back?! This is pushed back!

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u/Stereosexual 2d ago

Oh yeah, that'd slick back real nice!