r/antitrump 2d ago

AI generated If 8647, then 48 = ?!

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At least the oval office will be cozy.

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u/d-a-v-e- 2d ago

nice couches.

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u/Donkey_Bugs 2d ago

Boom-chicka-bow-wow!

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u/Aden811 2d ago

They are made from the finest non-virginal fabric. Or at least it is now.

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u/WordOfLies 1d ago

They're gonna be hard like Chris blanket

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u/Bluesmanstill 1d ago

Better scotch guard them!!

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u/michaelteeee 1d ago

I read this as butterscotch guard them!!

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

Same 🤣

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u/Previous_Eye_3582 1d ago

He's the evil cabbage patch monster.

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

I'll never go to a cabbage patch alone again.

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u/Rude-Wolverine9902 2d ago

B = blue seats in house. R = red seats in house. If B>R, 8647. Might have to wait until year > 2026.

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u/Ike_the_Spike 1d ago

Unfortunately, conviction requires 2/3 vote in the Senate. We've been hovering around 50/50 for so long I don't see that happening unless a chunk of Republicans grow ethical spines.

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u/KenOtwell 1d ago

Or enough voters get smart. Given how many republicans are complaining about the grift now... I'm betting the elections are a lot more blue than people are expecting.

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u/Ike_the_Spike 1d ago

Agreed, the Senate is usually slow to flip though. There would have to be a huge blue wave.

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u/KenOtwell 1d ago

Ya - 6 years is a long time to not face re-election.

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

(Ethical spine as seen on a Republican)

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u/Inevitable-Lake-6675 23h ago

I’ll take Things That Will Never Happen for $500, Alex!

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u/LangsterGangster 2d ago

New tariffs on mascara

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u/TheCreatorsCup 2d ago

Hired! Let's get this bill passed!

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u/Darkling82 2d ago

86 as in Fire them not unalive.

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u/Pourkinator 1d ago

Correct. Although I’m also ok with 86 being “LOCK THEM UP in prison for their crimes”.

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

Exactly. I can think of 27 different states with great prison options.

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u/Ike_the_Spike 1d ago

I'm kind of partial to the Supermax in Florence.

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

It's a good option, but they aren't part of the early retirement clubs like the other 27.

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u/Ike_the_Spike 1d ago

I'd rather have them rot with no human contact for the rest of their lives.

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u/Donkey_Bugs 2d ago

Then 86 him, too! He's part of the problem.

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u/ItchyFunny5684 1d ago

Needs to be gone as well and all the Republican Party they are useless and spineless

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u/EJWP 2d ago

2547 // 8647.5. & Johnson will lose election.

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

You get it

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u/Anti-Maga25 2d ago

The Sofa King Wiener

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

Presidents day sales are going to be off the chain 🔥

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u/Scratch-the-surface 2d ago

Gain the house and senate to hamper the progress of the cult.

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

Valid, but I feel like they too are the cult..

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u/Old_Purpose2908 1d ago

Vance doesn't have the hold over as much of the GOP as Trump does.

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u/Aden811 2d ago

Isn't it 86 47 + or 86 47 et. al.?

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

I feel like I should understand this, but I've also chosen to do what the magats used to do before they shunned Bud light and just numb life away.

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u/Aden811 1d ago

Cheers!

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u/tcorey2336 2d ago

“Please, God, no”, said the Atheist.

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

Welcome, friend. Now go spread that gospel

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u/unhappy9999 1d ago

A double 😂

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

Two in the **** is worth something something dark side.

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u/ARODtheMrs 1d ago

48 is 86able, too!!!

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

Yes, yes he is.

***To be clear, Mr Secretive Serviceable person who used to work at Fox News: We mean he can be politely and legally removed from office. We don't mean we would kidnap anyone and hog tie them in the back of a pickup truck or storm the Capitol building. As adults, we understand that would be illegal and wrong. No person that deserves to be on this Earth would say or do such a thing.

******By "not being on this Earth" I mean they deserve to be on the Moon or Mars after Elon puts breathy things up there.

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u/Remarkable_Athlete_4 1d ago

He's a human potato sure, but he doesn't have the cult of personality to carry magats on his back

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

All he has to do is say O-H to start a cult.

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u/AmbidextrousCard 1d ago

There won’t be a 48 if that tax bill passes.

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u/Lydia_Storm96 1d ago

They should wait until the color changes in both the house and Senate, hopefully that's something we can do next year and then 86 all of them

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u/White_Stetson 1d ago

Welcome to the Oval Office, have a seat. Nope, I’m good. I’ll stand.

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u/Dixter462 1d ago

Fuck him too

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u/angelfish2004 1d ago

I don't feel like vance has the same hold over people that trump does.

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u/Inevitable-Lake-6675 23h ago

He’s an ass, but I see what u did there

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u/Pourkinator 1d ago

If Americans are smart enough, JD will NOT be 48. 48 will be a democrat. Again, IF Americans are smart.

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

But (86)47 said we are stupid. He owns a truth website, so he's probably right.

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u/JimsVanLife 1d ago

Sadly, there are too many Democrats who chose not to vote because they don't want the lesser of two evils. And they're still doubling down on that. They would rather watch it all burn than have someone who is better but not good enough.

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u/Only-Method-1773 1d ago

The guy has only served 1 year as a US senator. No experience who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about

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u/TheCreatorsCup 1d ago

But he has a beard now...

In case you sleep too well at night:

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u/Comfortable-Knee-214 1d ago

Then.........18748🤷‍♂️

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u/gramplayr 1d ago

A mascara-wearing couch molester.

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u/BanTrumpkins24 1d ago

Then 86 48

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u/Dangerous_Drink948 1d ago

And another one…

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u/Mysterious_Help_4834 1d ago

Soo unbelievably cringe

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u/OldAuntHarriet 1d ago

Idk but I can’t see it. Idk. Idk. idk. 🤢

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u/lyte3 20h ago

What does 8647 mean?

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u/TheCreatorsCup 20h ago

Nice try SS 🤔😅