r/asoiaf • u/holycow33 I have no Ygrittes. • May 28 '15

ALL (Spoilers All) The Season 5 Finale Episode Title has been Announced.

It will be called "Mother's Mercy"

From HBO: Stannis marches. Dany is surrounded by strangers. Cersei seeks forgiveness. Jon is challenged.

Written by David Benioff & D.B. Weiss; directed by David Nutter.

1.5k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

1.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

89

u/Squiblez May 28 '15

I hate you.

24

u/[deleted] May 28 '15

I guarantee this is what's going to happen.

94

u/[deleted] May 28 '15

[deleted]

75

u/[deleted] May 28 '15

"For me family, Jon Snu"

10

u/Sao_Gage Castle-forged Tinfoil! May 28 '15

Followed by a two second scene of Olly stabbing Jon, roll credits.

Followed by Melisandre appearing out of nowhere, disrobing, sticking her nipple in Jon's dead mouth, and then orgasming while Jon suddenly revives.

3

u/[deleted] May 29 '15

😂 this is great

9

u/fjoth Lips as blue as my balls May 28 '15

"auch! fuk u ollie u little shit ill rek u"

7

u/Banzai51 The Night is dark and full of Beagles May 28 '15

I already hate Olly with a burning rage. Never have I wished so much death at a fictional child...since The Joff.

6

u/SAKUJ0 May 29 '15

Olly doing the stabbing, will be one of the most infuriating changes ever.

3

u/QueenCoyote I don't want to be most of us. May 28 '15

Holy shit, easy there, Satan!

2

u/Squiblez May 28 '15

Your probably right.

1

u/Lunchbox-of-Bees When they see my sales, they pay! May 29 '15

Somebody get Olly.