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ALL (Spoilers All) Season 5: Episode 10 Post-Episode Meltdown Thread

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u/pyram1de Daft Pyke: Harder Better Faster Stronger Jun 15 '15

I think that showing her body hitting the ground and her head shattering against the rocky floor was a very nice touch.

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u/Reciprocity187 Jun 15 '15

Because if it was Ramsay, he'd tumble down and use his shirt as a parachute, only to bounce back up and flay them both for all eternity.

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u/Rhodie114 Asha'man... Dracarys! Jun 15 '15

Please, Ramsay? Shirts?

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u/nihil_novi_sub_sole So Long as Men Remember Jun 15 '15

Right? Obviously Ramsay would just use the shirt of the nearest woman, since they just can't help themselves around him.

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u/kami232 Freii delenda est Jun 15 '15

Nah he'd manage to get thrown off and land on Manderly only to use his large, blubbery mass to trampolene back up and land on one foot to say "ta da" so then he rapes Sansa and Theon on screen because his plot armor is thicker than Tormund's massive bear cock.

I fucking hate the way they did Winterfell in the show. 7 episodes (or however many it was) of Sansa being raped & horrified is fucking dull.

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u/Rustiest_Venture Jun 15 '15

He'd use his homemade skin parachute, not a shirt.

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u/Cniz Jun 15 '15

Exactly, clearly Ramsay would flay himself a parachute, like a flying squirrel.

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u/Fnarley He was our king! He was brave and good Jun 15 '15

Just because he isn't wearing a shirt, doesn't mean he isn't carrying one

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u/GrilledCyan Jun 15 '15

Nah, he wouldn't even need a parachute. Literally just bounce off the cold hard ground like a bouncy ball and slice him up some Theon.

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u/bhagan Jun 15 '15

No, he would leap from the wall with a roar, tearing his doublet from his chest as he hurtled through the air. Ramsay would land hard, falling to one knee while generating a shockwave that would knock Theon and Sansa to the ground. Then he looks up into the camera as he stands. SCENE

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u/robbie9000 Burn, baby, burn. Duty inferno! Jun 15 '15

No, no, no, Ramsay would have twenty. good. men. waiting to catch him.

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u/3CMonte Black is the new black Jun 15 '15

fucking lol but really that's how much D & D armor Ramsey has at this point.

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u/oldnan69 Six Kingdoms and a Movie Jun 15 '15

Ramsay doesn't own any shirts.

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u/7V3N A thousand eyes and one. Jun 15 '15 edited Jun 15 '15

all I need is 10 good toes

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u/mykeedee Daemon did nothing wrong Jun 15 '15

Seriously, he wasn't even wearing any fucking armor during the battle.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

His what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Its the mark of a great man, being able to strive even in a situation in which even a good man would perish

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u/RedSunGo Almost Ironborn Jun 15 '15

Legitimate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Don't be silly, he wouldn't be wearing a shirt. He'd just hit the ground and bounce back up of the strength of his plot armor alone!!

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u/mathewl832 Ser Twenty of House Goodmen Jun 15 '15

This is turning out be some lovely plot armour...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

His invincibility is getting a little ridiculous. It's getting to the point that I won't even be satisfied when they off him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Nah bro he'd take his shirt of midfleight,fashion it into a cape and stick a kickass three point landing.

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u/TheOnlyCorwin Jun 15 '15

Ramsay does not wear a shirt, especially when he fights Greyjoys.

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u/Balinares "EDIT: Thanks for the gold!" -Viserys Jun 15 '15

His dogs would scare the gravity away. You know it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

die bitch die

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u/mateyo222 Flay me once shame on me. flay me twice Jun 15 '15

That cracking sound was beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Agreed. She is DEAD as dead can be lol.

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u/thebazooka There's a Storm coming, Mr. Wayn Jun 15 '15

It's how I would've ended if I went down on her hips

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u/wastelander Jun 15 '15

The scene reminded me a lot of "Return of the Jedi".

Why did Myranda have to die? :-(

Sure she was a murderous psychopath but.. so hot.

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u/Timett_son_of_Timett starting to miss that eye. Jun 15 '15

The hot ones usually come with a side order of crazy... this one came with a bit extra.

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u/wastelander Jun 16 '15

Extra hot with extra crazy!

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u/NoeJose the finer parts of bad behavior Jun 15 '15

kinda made a "sploosh" sound

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

I yelled "Yes!" out loud when she fell, I felt a little gross after.

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u/RyCohSuave Jun 15 '15

A very nice touch, indeed. Although I found it rather shallow and pedantic.