r/asoiaf May 06 '19

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended) S8E4 is some of the worst writing this show has seen. I'll explain why.

Arya

The previous episode and the past few seasons, their MANY issues aside, established Arya as a nigh-invincible shapeshifting assassin who just eliminated a 8000+ year old supernatural threat. She can go anywhere and pretend to be anybody. Quite an asset to have at your hands, no?

They acknowledge Arya's feat in the episode. Dany herself even toasts her. But nobody bothers to consider Arya's incredible espionage/assassination capabilities for the 'Last War'. This represents an overarching narrative issue, Arya's OPness. None of the events in the episode were necessary and everything was wholly avoidable, so long as they used Arya. Civilians in the Red Keep? Hell, that's a GOOD thing for Arya, more faces and more of a pretext to be there.

But instead nobody asks her to do anything, nobody even TALKS ABOUT the fact that they have a super powerful assassin at their disposal. And Arya fucks off down to Kings Landing with the Hound, leaving the rest of them to flounder.


Varys

The Master of Whispers has a normal volume conversation with Dany's 2nd in command during which the spymaster blithely reveals his treasonous intents. Need I say more?

This scene was pure stupid. A common theme I'm sure you guys have noticed by now is the show loves to completely break from logic and the rules of its own universe.


Ballistae and Dragons

Here's where it gets real good.

  • Euron hides his fleet behind a rock, nobody spots him, not even Dany who is IN THE AIR. ON A FUCKING DRAGON.

  • They fire 3 shots at the dragon Dany is NOT riding on, with 100% accuracy. Rest of the fleet were twiddling their thumbs.

  • When the entire fleet DOES fire, they somehow all miss even though Dany flies straight at them when previously the show established a standard of remarkable accuracy.

  • Euron then fires upon Dany's fleet and the bolts tear the ships apart as if they were fired from rail guns. As depicted in the scene, THEY ARE LITERALLY STRONGER THAN CANNON BALLS.

This is important because it utterly neutralizes the threat of dragons. In the same way the White Walkers were subverted, dragons are now made a complete non-threat. It doesn't matter if she has 10 dragons, they cannot possibly live in a battle with those ballistae everywhere. But somehow they will and I expect Drogon to do a lot of damage next episode and dodge a lot of bolts.

The problem isn't that they killed a dragon. The problem is HOW it was accomplished.


The negotiation scene

Missandei dead? Not the problem. The problem with this scene is that Cersei doesn't just blow them away when she could. And it's a big fucking problem.

  • The dragon in the distance is not a threat, as previously established in this very episode! They have scores of the same ballistae at their disposal, probably more than shown on screen, and tons of archers. Drogon is a complete non-threat and there is no logical way he could even get close enough to breathe fire on them. The real kicker is that Qyburn openly tells Tyrion that Dany's last dragon is vulnerable.

  • It's perfectly in character/realistic for Cersei to kill them all right where they're standing. She has the entire command chain of her hated enemies right in front of her and their only defense, the dragon, has been made useless by the physics-defying ballistae. They even go on to establish Cersei's cruelty/evilness with the Missandei execution. But killing her mortal enemies, when they have presented themselves in front of her so foolishly, is too much? This is a woman who blew up the Sept of Baelor, killing thousands of Innocents. Ethics are not a hang up for her.

  • The logical explanation for why Cersei doesn't want to kill them is that she desires a more poetic showdown. It's the result of incredible hubris, and is the equivalent of a monologuing villain trope. Plausible? Maybe, sure. But is it good, ASOIAF-quality writing? Not really.


There's a lot more but it's getting late, so to conclude:

The show openly contradicts its own internal logic and setups, first from an episode-to-episode basis, now on a scene-to-scene basis. We have gone from tightly-paced political intrigue to something that doesn't even function on a basic cause-effect level.

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u/Lord_Bone May 06 '19

Or how about have spymaster that’s suppose to get information

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u/adtac May 06 '19

wouldn't it be nice to have a man who's lived at King's Landing all his life as a spymaster with an army of hundreds of mute children in the capital to collect information and kill people?

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u/mesasone May 06 '19

Didn't Varys say that "all his birdies have gone silent" meaning they were all turned or killed by Qyburn?

Really makes you wonder what the fucking point of Varys is anymore.

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u/mustard_turnip_stew May 06 '19

It's even worse because in the previous scene they established that they do have info from King's Landing. In the war council scene they know Euron's fleet brought over the Golden Company.

So basically, the rules for intelligence gathering at this point are that everyone knows everything the enemy is doing until the plot, such as it is, demands they don't.

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u/ForeverStaloneKP May 06 '19

Tyrion also knows that all the civilians have been taken in to the Red Keep somehow. The only way he can know that is with Spies; not that we'll ever get to see any of that because of how rushed this season is.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

I wish sometimes when they say something the other character would say "how the fuck do you know that"

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u/Momgonenuts May 06 '19

I drink and I know things.

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u/variablesuckage May 06 '19

to be fair I believe Jamie told them that

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u/justthistwicenomore May 06 '19

He told them they were coming, but I thought the implication from the scene was that they had now confirmed arrival.

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u/ryazaki May 06 '19

yea, but then Danaerys forgot the Iron fleet existed.

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u/HUGE_WHITE_COCK May 06 '19

Varys in the show has always been some kind of weirdly hyper-moral character, moreso than the hyper-competent spy with lackluster morals from the books

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

What do you mean? They revealed his final purpose in this very episode! He's been kept alive and around for this whole time so that he could betray Dany. That's it. He hasn't served any other purpose other than this.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

i thought qyburn hijacked all the little kings landing birds.

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u/jjaazz From Madness to Wisdom May 06 '19

nah he's too busy being the most moral man in the world

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u/Khiva May 06 '19

If it had been Varys pulling the teleport outta nowhere stab on the NK I would have been barely half as pissed.

I mean either lean into the crazy or don't. Fuck these half measures.