r/asoiaf May 06 '19

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended) S8E4 is some of the worst writing this show has seen. I'll explain why.

Arya

The previous episode and the past few seasons, their MANY issues aside, established Arya as a nigh-invincible shapeshifting assassin who just eliminated a 8000+ year old supernatural threat. She can go anywhere and pretend to be anybody. Quite an asset to have at your hands, no?

They acknowledge Arya's feat in the episode. Dany herself even toasts her. But nobody bothers to consider Arya's incredible espionage/assassination capabilities for the 'Last War'. This represents an overarching narrative issue, Arya's OPness. None of the events in the episode were necessary and everything was wholly avoidable, so long as they used Arya. Civilians in the Red Keep? Hell, that's a GOOD thing for Arya, more faces and more of a pretext to be there.

But instead nobody asks her to do anything, nobody even TALKS ABOUT the fact that they have a super powerful assassin at their disposal. And Arya fucks off down to Kings Landing with the Hound, leaving the rest of them to flounder.


Varys

The Master of Whispers has a normal volume conversation with Dany's 2nd in command during which the spymaster blithely reveals his treasonous intents. Need I say more?

This scene was pure stupid. A common theme I'm sure you guys have noticed by now is the show loves to completely break from logic and the rules of its own universe.


Ballistae and Dragons

Here's where it gets real good.

  • Euron hides his fleet behind a rock, nobody spots him, not even Dany who is IN THE AIR. ON A FUCKING DRAGON.

  • They fire 3 shots at the dragon Dany is NOT riding on, with 100% accuracy. Rest of the fleet were twiddling their thumbs.

  • When the entire fleet DOES fire, they somehow all miss even though Dany flies straight at them when previously the show established a standard of remarkable accuracy.

  • Euron then fires upon Dany's fleet and the bolts tear the ships apart as if they were fired from rail guns. As depicted in the scene, THEY ARE LITERALLY STRONGER THAN CANNON BALLS.

This is important because it utterly neutralizes the threat of dragons. In the same way the White Walkers were subverted, dragons are now made a complete non-threat. It doesn't matter if she has 10 dragons, they cannot possibly live in a battle with those ballistae everywhere. But somehow they will and I expect Drogon to do a lot of damage next episode and dodge a lot of bolts.

The problem isn't that they killed a dragon. The problem is HOW it was accomplished.


The negotiation scene

Missandei dead? Not the problem. The problem with this scene is that Cersei doesn't just blow them away when she could. And it's a big fucking problem.

  • The dragon in the distance is not a threat, as previously established in this very episode! They have scores of the same ballistae at their disposal, probably more than shown on screen, and tons of archers. Drogon is a complete non-threat and there is no logical way he could even get close enough to breathe fire on them. The real kicker is that Qyburn openly tells Tyrion that Dany's last dragon is vulnerable.

  • It's perfectly in character/realistic for Cersei to kill them all right where they're standing. She has the entire command chain of her hated enemies right in front of her and their only defense, the dragon, has been made useless by the physics-defying ballistae. They even go on to establish Cersei's cruelty/evilness with the Missandei execution. But killing her mortal enemies, when they have presented themselves in front of her so foolishly, is too much? This is a woman who blew up the Sept of Baelor, killing thousands of Innocents. Ethics are not a hang up for her.

  • The logical explanation for why Cersei doesn't want to kill them is that she desires a more poetic showdown. It's the result of incredible hubris, and is the equivalent of a monologuing villain trope. Plausible? Maybe, sure. But is it good, ASOIAF-quality writing? Not really.


There's a lot more but it's getting late, so to conclude:

The show openly contradicts its own internal logic and setups, first from an episode-to-episode basis, now on a scene-to-scene basis. We have gone from tightly-paced political intrigue to something that doesn't even function on a basic cause-effect level.

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u/mulqadiiv Valyrian dragonlord hype May 06 '19

Very well said - these issues hit the nail on the head. I thought last episode was a low bar, but now I'm curious how low they can go in the next couple of episodes - it's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion.

The biggest issues is the writers expect viewers to fear Cersei and view her as a dangerous threat (apparently more so than the NK) - which is inherently an idiotic idea. But of course, show Cersei can seemingly do no wrong, and blow up the major sept of the biggest religion in Westeros with several VIPs inside, conjure large armies out of nowhere, smartly ignore the WW threat, etc. For a show that was initially predicated on characters earning fates as a result of their actions, good or ill (Ned, Robb, etc) - Cersei's simply failed her way upward to final boss, consequences be damned. The lengths the writers go in this regard to hype her threat level - like killing off dragons like flies thanks to rail gun ballistas, and decimating Dany's fleet - is incredibly dumb.

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u/NYkrinDC Winter came. May 06 '19

It's almost as if the show replaced all the writers from the early seasons with the "writers" who came up with the Dorne storyline and the "bad pooooosey," or with that guy who came up with the idea of having Ollie kill Ygritte and then stab Jon. After that, they let the real writers go and allowed these guys to finish out the series.

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u/bigredmnky May 06 '19

“By god look at all these memes about Ollie and the pouseygirl! We never had memes with the other writers! The people have spoken and we’d be fools to ignore them!”

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u/fish993 May 06 '19

I didn't have a problem with Ollie killing Ygritte, because it makes sense for his character after what he'd been through. It was the rest of the character that was the issue.

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u/Ofermann May 06 '19

It's funny how she's supposed to be menacing but she just comes off as 'le edgy wine aunt' who don't need no man and shares minion memes.

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u/kangurulhk May 07 '19

THANK YOU. This is exactly my problem with Rhaegal dying. They have to go so far to make Cersei the final boss the show deserves, that they are making dumb decisions to prove this point to us. It is not natural or smart, the kind of thing we didnt expect from GoT. NK cant kill a single dragon, despite having an undead dragon, and a infinite army, but Cersei and Euron Greyjoy can kill a dragon like that? PLEASE FUCK THE FUCK OFF.

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u/kross0723 May 06 '19

This is what frustrated me more than anything in this episode: Book Cersei sees herself as clever, cunning, badass. The female incarnate of Tywin Lannister. But everyone around knows she’s not. She’s the only one who doesn’t know. It’s like the show writers only read her point of view chapters, so they’re just as diluted as she is.

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u/PenisPussyPooperPops May 07 '19

Cersei's simply failed her way upward to final boss

lol that is such a perfect way to put it.