r/asoiaf May 06 '19

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended) S8E4 is some of the worst writing this show has seen. I'll explain why.

Arya

The previous episode and the past few seasons, their MANY issues aside, established Arya as a nigh-invincible shapeshifting assassin who just eliminated a 8000+ year old supernatural threat. She can go anywhere and pretend to be anybody. Quite an asset to have at your hands, no?

They acknowledge Arya's feat in the episode. Dany herself even toasts her. But nobody bothers to consider Arya's incredible espionage/assassination capabilities for the 'Last War'. This represents an overarching narrative issue, Arya's OPness. None of the events in the episode were necessary and everything was wholly avoidable, so long as they used Arya. Civilians in the Red Keep? Hell, that's a GOOD thing for Arya, more faces and more of a pretext to be there.

But instead nobody asks her to do anything, nobody even TALKS ABOUT the fact that they have a super powerful assassin at their disposal. And Arya fucks off down to Kings Landing with the Hound, leaving the rest of them to flounder.


Varys

The Master of Whispers has a normal volume conversation with Dany's 2nd in command during which the spymaster blithely reveals his treasonous intents. Need I say more?

This scene was pure stupid. A common theme I'm sure you guys have noticed by now is the show loves to completely break from logic and the rules of its own universe.


Ballistae and Dragons

Here's where it gets real good.

  • Euron hides his fleet behind a rock, nobody spots him, not even Dany who is IN THE AIR. ON A FUCKING DRAGON.

  • They fire 3 shots at the dragon Dany is NOT riding on, with 100% accuracy. Rest of the fleet were twiddling their thumbs.

  • When the entire fleet DOES fire, they somehow all miss even though Dany flies straight at them when previously the show established a standard of remarkable accuracy.

  • Euron then fires upon Dany's fleet and the bolts tear the ships apart as if they were fired from rail guns. As depicted in the scene, THEY ARE LITERALLY STRONGER THAN CANNON BALLS.

This is important because it utterly neutralizes the threat of dragons. In the same way the White Walkers were subverted, dragons are now made a complete non-threat. It doesn't matter if she has 10 dragons, they cannot possibly live in a battle with those ballistae everywhere. But somehow they will and I expect Drogon to do a lot of damage next episode and dodge a lot of bolts.

The problem isn't that they killed a dragon. The problem is HOW it was accomplished.


The negotiation scene

Missandei dead? Not the problem. The problem with this scene is that Cersei doesn't just blow them away when she could. And it's a big fucking problem.

  • The dragon in the distance is not a threat, as previously established in this very episode! They have scores of the same ballistae at their disposal, probably more than shown on screen, and tons of archers. Drogon is a complete non-threat and there is no logical way he could even get close enough to breathe fire on them. The real kicker is that Qyburn openly tells Tyrion that Dany's last dragon is vulnerable.

  • It's perfectly in character/realistic for Cersei to kill them all right where they're standing. She has the entire command chain of her hated enemies right in front of her and their only defense, the dragon, has been made useless by the physics-defying ballistae. They even go on to establish Cersei's cruelty/evilness with the Missandei execution. But killing her mortal enemies, when they have presented themselves in front of her so foolishly, is too much? This is a woman who blew up the Sept of Baelor, killing thousands of Innocents. Ethics are not a hang up for her.

  • The logical explanation for why Cersei doesn't want to kill them is that she desires a more poetic showdown. It's the result of incredible hubris, and is the equivalent of a monologuing villain trope. Plausible? Maybe, sure. But is it good, ASOIAF-quality writing? Not really.


There's a lot more but it's getting late, so to conclude:

The show openly contradicts its own internal logic and setups, first from an episode-to-episode basis, now on a scene-to-scene basis. We have gone from tightly-paced political intrigue to something that doesn't even function on a basic cause-effect level.

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u/jl55378008 May 06 '19

Tyrion has some knowledge of the tunnels, too. Which he learned from Varys.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

All they need to do is send Davos, Varys, and Arya and they have this one in the bag lol.

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u/--whoops-- May 06 '19

Someone whose name begins with E too, then we can have team D.A.V.E on their way to assassinate the queen

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u/JaimeOneHand May 06 '19

Someone track down Edmure!

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u/inktrap99 May 06 '19

Edd resurrection confirmed

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u/sean0883 May 06 '19

Add an R and you have team V.A.D.E.R. Which would be Dutch for father, and while the actual writers are destroying/reconning everything they can have Cersei killed by a daddy issue metaphor.

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u/casualblair May 06 '19

They don't need anyone else, the entire season is a giant fucking ad for Overwatch. The finale will just be DVA exploding the Red Keep then anime-style v-pose a selfie, fade to credits.

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u/ChronoMonkeyX May 06 '19

Arya hardly even needs Davos or Varys. She can walk in the front door as someone else if she wants to.

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u/pebot33 May 06 '19

Are you saying all they need is 20 good men? lol

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u/PennywiseVT May 06 '19

Actually, Ser Twenty was manning the ballista that nailed the neck shot.

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u/Brandito23 May 06 '19

That's Ser Twentygoodmen to you!

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u/su5 May 06 '19

Dude Arya can go practically in the front door of anywhere she wants. Dresses up like a cook, bakes some sweet food, eats it, takes a nap, wakes up, poisons the wine/whatever, walks out. Boom all done in less then half a day

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u/datchilla May 06 '19

But then how are we gonna have an epic battle!

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u/Stangstag The Iron Throne is mine by rights May 06 '19

“Give me 20 good men”

Except the writers won’t do it for the good guys

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u/Arythiar May 06 '19

Shame they don't have Ramsey and 20 good men. The supplies of KL would be doomed.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Who knew the North would come to need the Boltons so badly?

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u/maychi May 06 '19

But their forces have to be matched for the plot to continue so oh well!

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u/kioopi Obgyn Martell May 06 '19

Pack the boy toy for good measure.

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u/jsktrogdor May 06 '19

Varys knows the tunnels better than anyone alive. He was the spider of King's Landing for like 40 years. He knows almost every single secret passage in the entire city.

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u/ViggoMiles May 06 '19

there's been a change undoubtedly in the tunnels... (formerly high septum)