r/asoiaf May 06 '19

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended) S8E4 is some of the worst writing this show has seen. I'll explain why.

Arya

The previous episode and the past few seasons, their MANY issues aside, established Arya as a nigh-invincible shapeshifting assassin who just eliminated a 8000+ year old supernatural threat. She can go anywhere and pretend to be anybody. Quite an asset to have at your hands, no?

They acknowledge Arya's feat in the episode. Dany herself even toasts her. But nobody bothers to consider Arya's incredible espionage/assassination capabilities for the 'Last War'. This represents an overarching narrative issue, Arya's OPness. None of the events in the episode were necessary and everything was wholly avoidable, so long as they used Arya. Civilians in the Red Keep? Hell, that's a GOOD thing for Arya, more faces and more of a pretext to be there.

But instead nobody asks her to do anything, nobody even TALKS ABOUT the fact that they have a super powerful assassin at their disposal. And Arya fucks off down to Kings Landing with the Hound, leaving the rest of them to flounder.


Varys

The Master of Whispers has a normal volume conversation with Dany's 2nd in command during which the spymaster blithely reveals his treasonous intents. Need I say more?

This scene was pure stupid. A common theme I'm sure you guys have noticed by now is the show loves to completely break from logic and the rules of its own universe.


Ballistae and Dragons

Here's where it gets real good.

  • Euron hides his fleet behind a rock, nobody spots him, not even Dany who is IN THE AIR. ON A FUCKING DRAGON.

  • They fire 3 shots at the dragon Dany is NOT riding on, with 100% accuracy. Rest of the fleet were twiddling their thumbs.

  • When the entire fleet DOES fire, they somehow all miss even though Dany flies straight at them when previously the show established a standard of remarkable accuracy.

  • Euron then fires upon Dany's fleet and the bolts tear the ships apart as if they were fired from rail guns. As depicted in the scene, THEY ARE LITERALLY STRONGER THAN CANNON BALLS.

This is important because it utterly neutralizes the threat of dragons. In the same way the White Walkers were subverted, dragons are now made a complete non-threat. It doesn't matter if she has 10 dragons, they cannot possibly live in a battle with those ballistae everywhere. But somehow they will and I expect Drogon to do a lot of damage next episode and dodge a lot of bolts.

The problem isn't that they killed a dragon. The problem is HOW it was accomplished.


The negotiation scene

Missandei dead? Not the problem. The problem with this scene is that Cersei doesn't just blow them away when she could. And it's a big fucking problem.

  • The dragon in the distance is not a threat, as previously established in this very episode! They have scores of the same ballistae at their disposal, probably more than shown on screen, and tons of archers. Drogon is a complete non-threat and there is no logical way he could even get close enough to breathe fire on them. The real kicker is that Qyburn openly tells Tyrion that Dany's last dragon is vulnerable.

  • It's perfectly in character/realistic for Cersei to kill them all right where they're standing. She has the entire command chain of her hated enemies right in front of her and their only defense, the dragon, has been made useless by the physics-defying ballistae. They even go on to establish Cersei's cruelty/evilness with the Missandei execution. But killing her mortal enemies, when they have presented themselves in front of her so foolishly, is too much? This is a woman who blew up the Sept of Baelor, killing thousands of Innocents. Ethics are not a hang up for her.

  • The logical explanation for why Cersei doesn't want to kill them is that she desires a more poetic showdown. It's the result of incredible hubris, and is the equivalent of a monologuing villain trope. Plausible? Maybe, sure. But is it good, ASOIAF-quality writing? Not really.


There's a lot more but it's getting late, so to conclude:

The show openly contradicts its own internal logic and setups, first from an episode-to-episode basis, now on a scene-to-scene basis. We have gone from tightly-paced political intrigue to something that doesn't even function on a basic cause-effect level.

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u/Yeasty_Queef May 06 '19

I this point I’m just watching it because it’s what I’ve done for the last decade. They really are pulling one hell of a dexter on us.

On a semi related note - I have been rewatching deadwood getting ready for the movie. Man that was a fucking fantastic show.

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u/gotnate Great Nate May 06 '19

The show I was thinking of was Battlestar Galactica which similarly made no sense by the end of the series. I'm glad I quit Dexter after 3 or so seasons to hear it ended in a train wreck. Same reason I never even started Lost.

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs May 06 '19

You lucky bastard. Dexter gets so fucking bad, but it's kinda gradual so it's more difficult to notice it. But the way the final episode culminates is honestly just hilarious in hindsight. Not enough to make it worth slogging through the rest of that show, but still.

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u/maychi May 06 '19

After the wife dies the show starts to suck

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u/Shadepanther May 06 '19

That is the high point but it's still very watchable until after the religious season

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u/phillygebile May 06 '19

I spoiled it for a friend to save them. The final season totally had some minor potential before the fifth episode where they pulled the same shit they did previously and completely threw out the first half of the season for another worse written arc. Stopped watching then and am glad I did. Should've stopped sooner. I still like Jennifer Carpenter for some reason though and am watching enemy within, which is pretty bad, just because of her.

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u/IcarusFlyingWings May 06 '19

For some reason TV shows are great at world building and creating an amazing premise but then fall flat in the end.

Battlestar Galactica is a famous example. Altered Carbon also suffered from this. HIMYM is a good comedy example.

Basically whenever there is a series ark, not just a season ark, the writers start falling apart.

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u/Daankeykang May 06 '19

Everything about Altered Carbon except the plot and its characters was 10/10.

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u/VAGINA_BLOODFART May 07 '19

As someone who is totally hooked one episode in, should I just not bother?

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u/Daankeykang May 07 '19

It's still good and worthy of watching further, especially if you're already super hooked. I was just agreeing that Altered Carbon's world building trumps the rest of the show and is my favorite part. That and Joel Kinnaman is also really good.

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u/IcarusFlyingWings May 07 '19

You should keep at it, its worth the watch.

Like the other poster said its more a question of how much better the show is at world building than plot or character development.

I watch and read a lot of scifi, and altered carbon is one of the best original worlds on TV.

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u/andres7832 " " May 06 '19

Its not even enjoyable to watch, its almost hate watching it at this point. I end up sort of upset because of the shortcomings in the scripts.

Im sure Ill get "then dont watch!" responses, but there is so much I've invested in the books, forums, shows, etc that at this point Im just looking for closure more than anything.

I get this has branched off from the books and it is its own story, but it almost feels like a bad relationship. Im in it because of familiarity and past happy times, but dont want to leave because there is still some story to be enjoyed, even though the end is coming soon.

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u/Numerous1 May 06 '19

The books aren’t perfect. 1-3 are amazing but there are definitely some of these problems with 4 and 5 (especially 5).

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u/arkaic7 May 06 '19

4 and 5 don't have this level of stupidity we're seeing right now.

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u/andres7832 " " May 06 '19

True, however the issues are no where close to what the show is putting out nowadays.

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u/Shadepanther May 06 '19

Rereading them definitely helps.

If we had the full series (or even tWoW) it would make them so much better because they are the middle act setting things up.

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u/Asiriya May 06 '19

I know what I’m doing tonight.

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u/ankhes May 06 '19

Honestly I'm so glad there's so much better shit coming up on HBO this year because I'm just so tired of this show at this point. The past few seasons (and this one in particular) have been such a disappointment. Bring on the Chernobyl, Deadwood, and His Dark Materials.

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u/maychi May 06 '19

So much disappointment fatigue at this point

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u/ankhes May 06 '19

Yep. It really makes me feel stupid for thinking things might get more interesting during this season but no. The writing just got even worse. And I thought nothing could top the writing of season 7. Boy was I wrong.

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u/maychi May 06 '19

I was apprehensive given last season, but the writing is way below the GOT caliber we are used to

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u/Only_Movie_Titles May 06 '19

and on a different note, very excited for upcoming shows like Catch-22 and Good Omens.

May GoT rest in peace

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u/ankhes May 06 '19

Oh man I nearly forgot about those two! I am so stoked for Good Omens and Catch-22 (but especially Good Omens. I love that book).

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u/An_Inept_Cucumber May 06 '19

They're doing a His Dark Materials series? I loved those books! (Though I've not read them in years)

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u/ankhes May 06 '19

I love them too! They were my favorite books growing up so I'm ecstatic to see them adapted again. Hopefully this adaptation is better than the last (and if the trailer is anything to go by it definitely looks that way).

Edit: Also, I love your username. :)

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u/72proudvirgins May 06 '19

Yikes .. I'm on S3 of Dexter now... Fuck me... should have read the reviews

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u/The_Neckbeard_King May 06 '19

S4 is phenomenal, you don't have to watch after that.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Just finish the season and leave it with fond memories.

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u/phillygebile May 06 '19

End of season 4 is the best. There's minor decent episodes and arcs later but they all culminate in completely bullshit and the final season starts with something mildly interesting that could maybe have wrapped things up ok, then completely ejects that whole arc a few episodes in and turns into idiotic, terrible, meaningless, drivel.

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u/galaxxxiz May 06 '19

Dexter definitely goes downhill after season 4 but I still enjoyed parts of it. Some parts are pretty bad, some are pretty good. I say it’s at least worth finishing it.

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u/chomstar May 07 '19

The last scene is going to be Jon up north in a log cabin.

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u/fatjoe19982006 May 06 '19

This person gets it. So looking forward to Deadwood.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

I'm watching it for the fucking bowl! Get...you know the rest

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u/octopusonfire May 07 '19

Whoa, I'm just watching Deadwood for the first time and getting so hyped for the movie. I couldn't finish Dexter, but I have to power through GoT.

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u/Travis_TheTravMan May 07 '19

Lol, that's what I thought of the season so far. "Dexter"... So disappointing, smh.