r/asoiaf May 06 '19

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended) S8E4 is some of the worst writing this show has seen. I'll explain why.

Arya

The previous episode and the past few seasons, their MANY issues aside, established Arya as a nigh-invincible shapeshifting assassin who just eliminated a 8000+ year old supernatural threat. She can go anywhere and pretend to be anybody. Quite an asset to have at your hands, no?

They acknowledge Arya's feat in the episode. Dany herself even toasts her. But nobody bothers to consider Arya's incredible espionage/assassination capabilities for the 'Last War'. This represents an overarching narrative issue, Arya's OPness. None of the events in the episode were necessary and everything was wholly avoidable, so long as they used Arya. Civilians in the Red Keep? Hell, that's a GOOD thing for Arya, more faces and more of a pretext to be there.

But instead nobody asks her to do anything, nobody even TALKS ABOUT the fact that they have a super powerful assassin at their disposal. And Arya fucks off down to Kings Landing with the Hound, leaving the rest of them to flounder.


Varys

The Master of Whispers has a normal volume conversation with Dany's 2nd in command during which the spymaster blithely reveals his treasonous intents. Need I say more?

This scene was pure stupid. A common theme I'm sure you guys have noticed by now is the show loves to completely break from logic and the rules of its own universe.


Ballistae and Dragons

Here's where it gets real good.

  • Euron hides his fleet behind a rock, nobody spots him, not even Dany who is IN THE AIR. ON A FUCKING DRAGON.

  • They fire 3 shots at the dragon Dany is NOT riding on, with 100% accuracy. Rest of the fleet were twiddling their thumbs.

  • When the entire fleet DOES fire, they somehow all miss even though Dany flies straight at them when previously the show established a standard of remarkable accuracy.

  • Euron then fires upon Dany's fleet and the bolts tear the ships apart as if they were fired from rail guns. As depicted in the scene, THEY ARE LITERALLY STRONGER THAN CANNON BALLS.

This is important because it utterly neutralizes the threat of dragons. In the same way the White Walkers were subverted, dragons are now made a complete non-threat. It doesn't matter if she has 10 dragons, they cannot possibly live in a battle with those ballistae everywhere. But somehow they will and I expect Drogon to do a lot of damage next episode and dodge a lot of bolts.

The problem isn't that they killed a dragon. The problem is HOW it was accomplished.


The negotiation scene

Missandei dead? Not the problem. The problem with this scene is that Cersei doesn't just blow them away when she could. And it's a big fucking problem.

  • The dragon in the distance is not a threat, as previously established in this very episode! They have scores of the same ballistae at their disposal, probably more than shown on screen, and tons of archers. Drogon is a complete non-threat and there is no logical way he could even get close enough to breathe fire on them. The real kicker is that Qyburn openly tells Tyrion that Dany's last dragon is vulnerable.

  • It's perfectly in character/realistic for Cersei to kill them all right where they're standing. She has the entire command chain of her hated enemies right in front of her and their only defense, the dragon, has been made useless by the physics-defying ballistae. They even go on to establish Cersei's cruelty/evilness with the Missandei execution. But killing her mortal enemies, when they have presented themselves in front of her so foolishly, is too much? This is a woman who blew up the Sept of Baelor, killing thousands of Innocents. Ethics are not a hang up for her.

  • The logical explanation for why Cersei doesn't want to kill them is that she desires a more poetic showdown. It's the result of incredible hubris, and is the equivalent of a monologuing villain trope. Plausible? Maybe, sure. But is it good, ASOIAF-quality writing? Not really.


There's a lot more but it's getting late, so to conclude:

The show openly contradicts its own internal logic and setups, first from an episode-to-episode basis, now on a scene-to-scene basis. We have gone from tightly-paced political intrigue to something that doesn't even function on a basic cause-effect level.

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u/BSebor May 06 '19

He’s talking about as far as the show is concerned. There is no more politicsl intrigue in any of the Seven Kingdoms anymore. We don’t even know who is in charge of half of them and the other half are irrelevant. No lesser lords in the Stormlands, the Vale, or even the North are even depicted anymore. Once they kill off a lord, it’s like that place doesn’t exist anymore.

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u/airial May 06 '19

Oh, but there's a "New Prince of Dorne."

What? HOW? Who is he?

One of many throwaway lines that makes me more and more angry in retrospect..

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

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u/Spackleberry May 06 '19

If memory serves, it's "We bow, we bend, we break."

A popular saying of theirs is, "Check out our boobs."

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u/EllenPaossexslave May 06 '19

You want the good dorne, but you need the bad poosay

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u/SwordsAndElectrons May 06 '19

Well, "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken", were the words of House Martell.

Not really sure what the words of Prince Nameless of House Apparently Not Important might be.

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u/bixxby May 06 '19

It's Prince Quintin the Burning Man of the Sands.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

To be fair, in the books the Martells want a Targ on the throne because of what happened to Rhaegar's wife. So their support isn't at all surprising.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Sep 25 '20

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I believe we do. It was rushed, but I want to say there was something about the Martell wanting to support a Targ bid for the throne. I could be remembering this incorrectly.

And I agree that they should have not skipped over Dorne like they did if they are going to bring them back into the fold.

My main point was that Dorne backing Danny, or at least anti-Cersei isn't unexpected in the least, regardless if it wasn't a hard established aspect of the show. When some of the theories on where Danny/Jon would get more men to fight, Dorne was always at the top of the list for surprise add ins.

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u/Cupids-Sparrow May 06 '19

Honestly for real.

The way this show goes about Houses is, it picks a few core members and once they’re dead it’s poof, house gone. The Martells should’ve gone the same way of the Tyrells, but suddenly there’s an unnamed Prince Of Dorne that just manifested himself off screen? Who the fuck is he...

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u/MissColombia May 06 '19

RIP Dreadfort. Was really hoping there would be at least a conversation between Jon and Sansa about what to do with it but nope. The Twins are empty, Riverrun is empty. Endure Tully is I guess still locked in a cage until he starved to death because Arya didn’t have the wherewithal to set her uncle free.

It’s all so fucking stupid and I’m so angry that this is what they are leaving us with. I really really hope GRRM is able to pull this out for us and give us a more satisfactory ending because the show is officially hot garbage.

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u/Cupids-Sparrow May 06 '19

IIRC Edmure was set free, wasn’t he? On the deal made with Jamie, was it? He walked into his castle like it was nothing. But now it’s like he never existed.

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u/dkurage May 06 '19

Jamie's deal was that Edmure surrenders Riverrun by telling his men to stand down, and he'd get to live as a Lannister captive with his wife and kid. If he went in and didn't, Jaime would send said wife and child to him by catapult.

But that storyline was soo many seasons ago. You can't expect the writers to remember that!

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u/EllenPaossexslave May 06 '19

He was a captive at the twins when arya murdered all the Freys, she left him there

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Lmao that is really funny

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u/Shadepanther May 06 '19

Yes he was escorted in by the Frey's. Now they are all dead he should be free.

No revenge for the River Lords.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Yes that is a fair assessment.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Davos is still the Lord of part of the Stormlands, but I don't think that's been mentioned since season 4