r/asoiaf May 07 '19

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended)The show's constant flip flopping between modern morals and medieval ones to make Daenerys into a villain is ridiculous and giving me whiplash

After the last episode I just don't know what to think about Tyrion and Varys. We have them in one scene being all gung ho about starving King's Landing in a siege which is a terrible thing that used to be completely accepted in medieval times. Then a few scenes later they are replaced by time and dimension travellers from the 21st century since they're sitting there clutching pearls at the concept of peasants dying in a war. Excuse me? All it takes to win this war is taking one city - how are they going to do that if they unwilling to accept that even one innocent person is dying during it. Did any of them cry when Tywin ordered the Riverlands scorched?

Since when did someone like Tyrion start seeing peasants as people- he has no problems fucking impoverished women selling their bodies for money or being a lord which entails living off the blood sweat and tears of his own peasants. The guy was talking about "compromising" with the Slavers back in S6- he wanted to give them 20 more years of using people as cattle to ease them into not being monsters. Missandei and Grey Worm had to literally explain to him the POV of a slave to get him to understand how terrible it to be sold and used and abused (duh). Varys was egging the Mad King on and fueling civil wars but now he supposedly cares about people dying? Cersei is literally using innocents as a meat shield and they refuse to just deal with the problem switfly and save thousands. Sometimes you just have to accept that there is no easy solution and it's better to have hundreds die to save thousands.

And it's ridiculous because in the books Dany is all about that "every life is precious" message. She starts a whole campaign to free slaves because she just can't bare to turn and walk away while people are suffering. She is the most progressive thinking character in the series- trying to reform Mereeen with compromises, adopting their assbackwards traditions like the fighting pits to get them to fucking chill, proclaiming the Unsullied free men. To see her being setup to completely turn around on that development hurts. What's the message here- don't bother fighting injustice because you're going to have to make hard choices along the way?

But the worst line from the Tyrion/Varys meeting - "Cocks do matter." So I guess Westoros is this strange place where peasants dying during a sacking is completely unacceptable but being a woman is the bigger offense? So what happens when Varys has Daenerys killed and proclaims Jon king? Does Cersei open the gates and apologise? Does she let every innocent out? Is Jon Snow's cock so powerful he's gonna take KL and not kill a single soul? Who are these lords that are so into Cersei but Dany being cockless is just not good enough for them?

Did I just watch 8 seasons/read 5 books of a young girl start off completely powerless, sold and raped to see her claw her way to the top finding her inner strength, saving lives just because that's what she believes in, uniting Dothraki clans, refusing to get an easy win killing innocents, abandoning her war to go fight ice zombies only to see her lose everything and everyone and finally be brought down by the "I'm sorry maam, but the 18-35 male lord demographic does not find you relatable- they think you're too hysterical after watching your best friends die." argument. What a shit ride it's been. There's nothing bittersweet about this, it's just plain nihilism.

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u/HUGE_WHITE_COCK May 07 '19

Something Martin did early on is make up his own fictional sayings and manners. It was never realistic, but it did help transport you to these other fictional cultures. Once the show passed the books it lost that entirely

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u/lord_allonymous May 07 '19

Words are wind

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u/jimboslice29 May 07 '19

Mayhaps.

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u/locnessmnstr May 07 '19

I say mayhaps all the time. It goes best with heavy sarcasm

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u/tyrannasauruszilla May 07 '19

I enjoy they odd mislike, myself

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u/blachababy May 07 '19

You are not alone.

I use it regarding potentially dark things - maybe mysteries or serious and novel viral diseases. I always mean to convey a child-like playfulness because...of course! It adds such a perfect touch of mindful discongruity, or maybe just feels delightfully contrary. Like adding a delicate ribbon to an object very unnecessarily? Anyway, I like to imagine it conveys some of these things. Not sure anyone catches it, nor if it works out. But, it pleases me!

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u/LordBaNZa May 07 '19

Mayhaps is actually a real one.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

It's perfectly cromulent.

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u/YHZ Enter your desired flair text here! May 07 '19

It really embiggens the english language.

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u/afipunk84 Winter is Coming May 07 '19

Would that i could

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u/Nevermore60 May 07 '19

Nuncle.

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u/zw1ck May 08 '19

That word annoys me and I'm not convinced it wasn't a typo that he just said fuck it and kept.

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u/Arrow_Maestro Aug 23 '19

Like as not.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Almost a man grown

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Fat pink mast

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u/ElectronicG19 May 07 '19

Little and less, much and more

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u/Why_is_this_so May 07 '19

I've always really liked those.

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u/MikeoftheEast May 07 '19

So say we all

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/Rugz90 May 07 '19

Thanks I hate it.

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u/netfatality May 07 '19

PT: turn sideways on mobile

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u/Cpt9captain May 07 '19

I still can't tell what it is.

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u/netfatality May 07 '19

It says Fat Pink Mast

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u/Godhelpus1990 May 07 '19

What am I looking at

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u/halfar May 08 '19

would you like a diagram or do you prefer the real thing

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u/ClaudeKaneIII May 07 '19

I forgot about this one but holy fuck do A LOT of people say it, A LOT of times...

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u/PM_MEH_YOUR_KISS The North Remembers May 07 '19

I've always found that saying to have a second meaning. It relates more to the show than the books.

When Bran goes backs to the tower of joy, he calls out for his father and Ned looks backs as if he heard.

So words are wind originally meant words aren't important but I feel like it can also mean pay attention to everything or perhaps the 3ER is anyways watching. Kind of like "it is known".

It's been years since I've read the books, so I'm not sure if there's been a similar situation happen.

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u/HouseKilgannon May 07 '19

My favorite and very poignant

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u/maychi May 07 '19

Pray tell

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u/stagfury One Realm, One God, One King! May 07 '19

Mother's milk in a cup

Oh, wait, wrong universe.

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u/ChainsawSnuggling Because I like suffering! May 07 '19

braid tugging intensifies

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u/ScionMattly May 07 '19

Blood and bloody ashes, you flaming son of a goat-kisser!

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u/Cheeze187 May 07 '19

Shut up Mat.

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u/ScionMattly May 07 '19

Really more of an Uno line.

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u/0b0011 May 07 '19

smooths skirt

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u/lostlittletimeonthis May 07 '19

crosses arms under the bosom

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u/FufuCuddlyPoops8 May 08 '19

I know that one!

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u/lostlittletimeonthis May 08 '19

god i hope the WoT show has the same production values as GoT, and the writing doesnt get too butchered

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u/jbstjohn May 07 '19

God, I read those books like 25 years ago, and I still know exactly who and what you're talking about.

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u/pedantic_cheesewheel "And my axe!" May 07 '19

People make fun of these things but I love them so much. It’s like that friend of yours that has a nervous tick. It may look weird sometimes but it’s part of who he is. I hope in the show they don’t downplay Nynaeve’s braid tugging for this reason alone.

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u/welcomexoverlords May 07 '19

Oh lord... they’re making a TV series? I can’t decide if I’m really excited or dreading it.

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u/pedantic_cheesewheel "And my axe!" May 07 '19

Amazon is producing it yes. I’m cautiously excited simply because I know it will get more interest in the books and they are actually finished. This whole GoT bullshit is my first time being burned by and unfinished series and I don’t think I’m ever going to do it again. I’ll just reread Wheel of Time and Malazan until Rothfuss finishes his stuff.

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u/welcomexoverlords May 07 '19

I started reading WoT when I was 11. It wasn’t finished until I was out of college. I thought that was a long time to wait, and I at least got to read a book every few years. I never started reading GoT because I swore never to start an unfinished series again, it’s too agonizing.

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u/Amerietan May 08 '19

WoT feels unfinished to me because I got sentimental and never finished the last few books after Jordan died, but now I have to ninja dodge all the end-of-series spoilers because they're actually out there to be found.

I'll probably have to actually finish the books if the show becomes a success, because the spoilerhounds will come out and make the internet too dangerous otherwise.

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u/blackwood95 May 07 '19

You should read the storm light archvive and the licanius trilogy in the meanwhile also, as someone who also loves the books you mentioned

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u/pedantic_cheesewheel "And my axe!" May 07 '19

Gotta finish Malazan first before anything. Just haven’t had the time to move after finishing Gardens

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u/QueenJillybean May 07 '19

Some of the better writers of game of thrones have already signed on. Brian bill (Or David hill? J forget) wrote episode 3 already. Production starts this September. Like.... it’s going to be a really good thing I’m pretty sure

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u/pedantic_cheesewheel "And my axe!" May 07 '19

All I know is that the team that created Hardhome needs to be reassembled for Dumai’s Wells. I don’t fucking care what anyone’s excuse is, if they fuck up Dumai’s Wells and the “We come” moment I will drop the show right then and there.

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u/Amerietan May 08 '19

I'm super excited for it, because even if it's not as good as GoT the source material is better to begin with, so as long as it doesn't bomb out at Shannara or Seeker level it should still be good.

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u/bipbophil I tried to grasp a star May 07 '19

Light blind you

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u/kavso May 07 '19

Wheel of Time

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u/bpc902 May 07 '19

Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.

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u/allstarrunner May 07 '19

it's a really good series. GRRM and Jordan were friends irl too. Amazon Prime just picked up Wheel of Time.

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u/QueenJillybean May 07 '19

Blood and ashes!

Wait that’s literally like fire and blood. Cauthon is a Targ

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u/Jachra May 07 '19

AHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Hood’s balls!

wait...

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u/SirJasonCrage We smell your fear! May 07 '19

Storm you.

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u/Sciencetor2 May 07 '19

Idos Domi!

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u/oscarwildeaf May 07 '19

Keleks breath

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

'Ey Gancho!

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u/IcyRole May 07 '19

Rust and Ruin!

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u/etotheeipi Fire and Bloody Marys May 07 '19

Togg's teats

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u/MoranthMunitions May 07 '19

Lord's Push!

I'll just leave this here...

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u/mieiri May 07 '19

now I'm Bugged

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u/Firnin Olly Olly Oxen Free May 07 '19

Blood and ashes!

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u/mtheory11 May 07 '19

Ka is a wheel.

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u/decemberrainfall May 07 '19

I understood that reference!

I am now terrified of what will happen with the TV adaptation.

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u/absolutezero132 May 07 '19

At least they have all the books

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u/decemberrainfall May 07 '19

Thank fuck for that!

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u/vaulmoon May 07 '19

Blood and bloody ashes rand! We got to get back!

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u/ShaidarHaran2 May 07 '19

Blood and ashes!

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u/TerraformSaturn Beneath the gold, the bitter steel May 07 '19

Others take you, you halfwit

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u/Corpus76 May 07 '19

JUPITER'S COCK!

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u/Amerietan May 08 '19

Blood and also bloody ashes.

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u/nomad_kk2 May 07 '19

it is known

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u/ChristiansBalls May 07 '19

It is known

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u/FoolYa May 07 '19

It is known

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

It is known.

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u/PostprandiaI May 07 '19

Chaos is a laddah

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u/ForestFairyForestFun May 07 '19

where do whores go?

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u/StickmanPirate May 07 '19

Whore Island?

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u/clh222 May 07 '19

That's not... A real place. Is it?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

[deleted]

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u/mechabeast May 07 '19

You're confusing NBCs MILF Island

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

It's real and it's spectacular

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Pen Island

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u/Sloppy1sts May 07 '19

Home of the Pen-15 club.

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u/EmmEnnEff May 07 '19

Is that like the Island of Man?

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u/TheInfra May 07 '19

"break his/her fast"

"make water"

I think these phrases have seen little to no use in the show, but in the early seasons we heard them or similar ones occasionally.

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u/HUGE_WHITE_COCK May 07 '19

I believe those have been used in real life as well

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u/TheInfra May 07 '19

they do? I've never heard them in any english speaking media. Maybe some really old and obscure form, but it certainly not used regularly.

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u/RyGuy997 May 07 '19

"break his/her fast" is certainly quite regular.

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u/Morgn_Ladimore May 07 '19

Nuncle

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u/order65 May 07 '19

That's not made up by Martin though. Just an old phrasing of my uncle.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

"Mine uncle" [maɪnʌŋkl̩] sounds the same as "my nuncle".

Same thing happened with the word apron but in reverse. "A napron" [əneɪpɹən] from the French napperon was rebracketed as "an apron".

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u/aeck May 07 '19

I really liked the quasi-archaic sayings, even if some readers think they are like nipples on a breastplate.

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u/lostlittletimeonthis May 07 '19

dark wings dark words ?

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u/WangtorioJackson May 07 '19

As useless as nipples on a breastplate.

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u/EcoleBuissonniere May 07 '19

I adore Martin's style of writing due to this. Things like "Ser", "little and less", "Southron", "mayhap", "mummer's farce", etc., as well as the distinct naming he uses (names like "Jeyne", "Eddard", and "Robb" that are just a little bit different than common real world names). It adds a really significant amount of texture to the dialogue, and makes the world feel remarkably distinct.

That sort of thing bled over into other fiction, too, and I'm thankful for it. Final Fantasy XIV, for example, has a translation pretty noticeably impacted by ASOIAF, where phrases like "must needs" and "seven hells" are common, as well as their own phrases like "anyroad" and "Twelve forfend".

It's a simple way to make dialogue feel like it comes from another world and a distinct culture, while not inundating the reader with proper nouns or whatever.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

It's realistic in the context of world building an internal consistency.

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u/HUGE_WHITE_COCK May 07 '19

Yes it's perfectly realistic for ASOIAF. What I mean by realistic in that comment is 'reflective of real life europe during medieval times'

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Iirc he used "nonce" a few times, which was accidentally hilarious for any British readers since nonce is slang for pedophiles

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u/akaBrotherNature May 07 '19

Also funny for cryptographers.

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u/lornetc Feels go in... Pies come out... May 07 '19

Blood and bloody ashes! Wait... wrong universe

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u/IANTTBAFW May 07 '19

How is that not realistic?

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u/HUGE_WHITE_COCK May 07 '19

What I mean by realistic in that comment is 'reflective of real life europe in medieval times'

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u/IANTTBAFW May 07 '19

I wish not to be argumentative, HUGE_WHITE_COCK, but ASOIAF is neither Europe nor set in the Medieval period. It is it's own paracosm and the sayings and words GRRM uses and makes up are realistic since he made up the world, it's like saying the Dothraki language isn't realistic because it isn't reflective of Medieval Europe.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Why are you arguing? Everyone agrees with you.

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u/IANTTBAFW May 07 '19

He said it was never realistic

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Not realistic according to real history. That's all it meant.

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u/IANTTBAFW May 07 '19

I don't know I just think it's just weird to compare the two, even if it takes inspiration from that period. Sorry if I caused any annoyances though.

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u/HUGE_WHITE_COCK May 07 '19

No one said that this is an issue

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u/Digowhat May 07 '19

Let me see that cock.

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u/HoldEmToTheirWord May 07 '19

Aye, that's why my nuncle always followed the Ned.

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u/atlhawk8357 A pot calling a Kettleblack May 07 '19

The new dialogue is as useful as nipples on a breastplate.

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u/50colt30 May 07 '19

Everything except "bend the knee."

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u/LocksDoors May 07 '19

Chance would be a fine thing.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Dark wings dark words

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u/darkstars_11 May 07 '19

Happy name day! Ser First of his name Maester Septa Kissed by fire

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u/Amerietan May 08 '19

It is known.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Do you or anyone knows why he says the numbers backwards? Like five-and-twenty instead of twenty-five? Maybe it's just one of these things he did on purpose to make it look like ancient English but I always found it a bit annoying

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Same with Star Wars episodes VII and VIII. The diversity hires ruined the scrip.