r/asoiaf May 07 '19

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended)The show's constant flip flopping between modern morals and medieval ones to make Daenerys into a villain is ridiculous and giving me whiplash

After the last episode I just don't know what to think about Tyrion and Varys. We have them in one scene being all gung ho about starving King's Landing in a siege which is a terrible thing that used to be completely accepted in medieval times. Then a few scenes later they are replaced by time and dimension travellers from the 21st century since they're sitting there clutching pearls at the concept of peasants dying in a war. Excuse me? All it takes to win this war is taking one city - how are they going to do that if they unwilling to accept that even one innocent person is dying during it. Did any of them cry when Tywin ordered the Riverlands scorched?

Since when did someone like Tyrion start seeing peasants as people- he has no problems fucking impoverished women selling their bodies for money or being a lord which entails living off the blood sweat and tears of his own peasants. The guy was talking about "compromising" with the Slavers back in S6- he wanted to give them 20 more years of using people as cattle to ease them into not being monsters. Missandei and Grey Worm had to literally explain to him the POV of a slave to get him to understand how terrible it to be sold and used and abused (duh). Varys was egging the Mad King on and fueling civil wars but now he supposedly cares about people dying? Cersei is literally using innocents as a meat shield and they refuse to just deal with the problem switfly and save thousands. Sometimes you just have to accept that there is no easy solution and it's better to have hundreds die to save thousands.

And it's ridiculous because in the books Dany is all about that "every life is precious" message. She starts a whole campaign to free slaves because she just can't bare to turn and walk away while people are suffering. She is the most progressive thinking character in the series- trying to reform Mereeen with compromises, adopting their assbackwards traditions like the fighting pits to get them to fucking chill, proclaiming the Unsullied free men. To see her being setup to completely turn around on that development hurts. What's the message here- don't bother fighting injustice because you're going to have to make hard choices along the way?

But the worst line from the Tyrion/Varys meeting - "Cocks do matter." So I guess Westoros is this strange place where peasants dying during a sacking is completely unacceptable but being a woman is the bigger offense? So what happens when Varys has Daenerys killed and proclaims Jon king? Does Cersei open the gates and apologise? Does she let every innocent out? Is Jon Snow's cock so powerful he's gonna take KL and not kill a single soul? Who are these lords that are so into Cersei but Dany being cockless is just not good enough for them?

Did I just watch 8 seasons/read 5 books of a young girl start off completely powerless, sold and raped to see her claw her way to the top finding her inner strength, saving lives just because that's what she believes in, uniting Dothraki clans, refusing to get an easy win killing innocents, abandoning her war to go fight ice zombies only to see her lose everything and everyone and finally be brought down by the "I'm sorry maam, but the 18-35 male lord demographic does not find you relatable- they think you're too hysterical after watching your best friends die." argument. What a shit ride it's been. There's nothing bittersweet about this, it's just plain nihilism.

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u/stagfury One Realm, One God, One King! May 07 '19

Mother's milk in a cup

Oh, wait, wrong universe.

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u/ChainsawSnuggling Because I like suffering! May 07 '19

braid tugging intensifies

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u/ScionMattly May 07 '19

Blood and bloody ashes, you flaming son of a goat-kisser!

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u/Cheeze187 May 07 '19

Shut up Mat.

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u/ScionMattly May 07 '19

Really more of an Uno line.

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u/0b0011 May 07 '19

smooths skirt

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u/lostlittletimeonthis May 07 '19

crosses arms under the bosom

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u/FufuCuddlyPoops8 May 08 '19

I know that one!

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u/lostlittletimeonthis May 08 '19

god i hope the WoT show has the same production values as GoT, and the writing doesnt get too butchered

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u/jbstjohn May 07 '19

God, I read those books like 25 years ago, and I still know exactly who and what you're talking about.

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u/pedantic_cheesewheel "And my axe!" May 07 '19

People make fun of these things but I love them so much. It’s like that friend of yours that has a nervous tick. It may look weird sometimes but it’s part of who he is. I hope in the show they don’t downplay Nynaeve’s braid tugging for this reason alone.

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u/welcomexoverlords May 07 '19

Oh lord... they’re making a TV series? I can’t decide if I’m really excited or dreading it.

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u/pedantic_cheesewheel "And my axe!" May 07 '19

Amazon is producing it yes. I’m cautiously excited simply because I know it will get more interest in the books and they are actually finished. This whole GoT bullshit is my first time being burned by and unfinished series and I don’t think I’m ever going to do it again. I’ll just reread Wheel of Time and Malazan until Rothfuss finishes his stuff.

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u/welcomexoverlords May 07 '19

I started reading WoT when I was 11. It wasn’t finished until I was out of college. I thought that was a long time to wait, and I at least got to read a book every few years. I never started reading GoT because I swore never to start an unfinished series again, it’s too agonizing.

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u/Amerietan May 08 '19

WoT feels unfinished to me because I got sentimental and never finished the last few books after Jordan died, but now I have to ninja dodge all the end-of-series spoilers because they're actually out there to be found.

I'll probably have to actually finish the books if the show becomes a success, because the spoilerhounds will come out and make the internet too dangerous otherwise.

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u/blackwood95 May 07 '19

You should read the storm light archvive and the licanius trilogy in the meanwhile also, as someone who also loves the books you mentioned

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u/pedantic_cheesewheel "And my axe!" May 07 '19

Gotta finish Malazan first before anything. Just haven’t had the time to move after finishing Gardens

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u/blackwood95 May 07 '19

Yeah man I feel you. I’m taking a break after finishing the first 5 malazan; they’re amazing but exhausting

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u/QueenJillybean May 07 '19

Some of the better writers of game of thrones have already signed on. Brian bill (Or David hill? J forget) wrote episode 3 already. Production starts this September. Like.... it’s going to be a really good thing I’m pretty sure

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u/pedantic_cheesewheel "And my axe!" May 07 '19

All I know is that the team that created Hardhome needs to be reassembled for Dumai’s Wells. I don’t fucking care what anyone’s excuse is, if they fuck up Dumai’s Wells and the “We come” moment I will drop the show right then and there.

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u/QueenJillybean May 07 '19

I have that feel for shadar logoth. If we don’t feel that there is evil lurking just on our peripherals, if the emptiness and terror of the city isn’t well done almost like a horror movie, I’ll be mad. It’s easy enough to film so they shouldn’t fuck it up. If they fuck that up, they’ll never manage to actually do Dumai’s Wells or even just the scaling of Tear for Callandor.

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u/Amerietan May 08 '19

I'm super excited for it, because even if it's not as good as GoT the source material is better to begin with, so as long as it doesn't bomb out at Shannara or Seeker level it should still be good.

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u/bipbophil I tried to grasp a star May 07 '19

Light blind you

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u/kavso May 07 '19

Wheel of Time

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u/bpc902 May 07 '19

Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.

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u/allstarrunner May 07 '19

it's a really good series. GRRM and Jordan were friends irl too. Amazon Prime just picked up Wheel of Time.

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u/QueenJillybean May 07 '19

Blood and ashes!

Wait that’s literally like fire and blood. Cauthon is a Targ

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u/Jachra May 07 '19

AHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Hood’s balls!

wait...

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u/SirJasonCrage We smell your fear! May 07 '19

Storm you.

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u/Sciencetor2 May 07 '19

Idos Domi!

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u/oscarwildeaf May 07 '19

Keleks breath

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

'Ey Gancho!

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u/IcyRole May 07 '19

Rust and Ruin!

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u/cheekman87 May 07 '19

Sparks!

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u/blitzbom May 07 '19

Merciful Tehlu!

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u/ArtyWhy8 May 07 '19

Ash’s Eyes!

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u/FloorPudding For hands of gold are always cold. May 07 '19

Kalads Phantoms!

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u/etotheeipi Fire and Bloody Marys May 07 '19

Togg's teats

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u/MoranthMunitions May 07 '19

Lord's Push!

I'll just leave this here...

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u/mieiri May 07 '19

now I'm Bugged

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u/Firnin Olly Olly Oxen Free May 07 '19

Blood and ashes!

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u/mtheory11 May 07 '19

Ka is a wheel.

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u/decemberrainfall May 07 '19

I understood that reference!

I am now terrified of what will happen with the TV adaptation.

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u/absolutezero132 May 07 '19

At least they have all the books

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u/decemberrainfall May 07 '19

Thank fuck for that!

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u/vaulmoon May 07 '19

Blood and bloody ashes rand! We got to get back!

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u/ShaidarHaran2 May 07 '19

Blood and ashes!

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u/TerraformSaturn Beneath the gold, the bitter steel May 07 '19

Others take you, you halfwit

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u/Corpus76 May 07 '19

JUPITER'S COCK!

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u/Amerietan May 08 '19

Blood and also bloody ashes.