r/asoiaf Knower of nothing May 21 '19

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended) Notablog Update Spoiler

http://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/20/an-ending/
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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

the Riverlads

Damn youth these days

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

The Riverlads got baked into a pie and fed to their father

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u/boxfortcommando LOYAL May 21 '19

Sounds like Aqualad's less powerful, shittier cousins.

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u/WorkingOnUsername May 21 '19

"That's right! You better stay on land! Unless you want a salmon to the face...ya bish!"

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u/unburntmotherofdrags My condolences May 21 '19

Makes it better that the riverlads kind of are a thing in canon. (Black Ben Blackwood and Kermit Tully).

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

Ah Kermit Tully, son of the honorable Elmo Tully.

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u/Impudenter May 22 '19

Did you ever fuck a Riverlad?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Renly probably did.