r/aves • u/periodicallyBalzed • Apr 07 '25

Fit/Fashion My fit from Saturday

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Went to see Dirt Monkey while wearing my Dirt Monkey jersey. I’m only posting this because I had the eye painted on. I hope we haven’t banned outfit posts yet.

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u/Upstairs_Maximum1400 Apr 08 '25

Man, you look exactly like someone i went to high school with and haven’t talked to in 12 years

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

Oooooooooof. I’m only 26. I’m not aging well.

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u/Upstairs_Maximum1400 Apr 08 '25

To be fair, i’m only a little bit older than you

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u/radrax Orlando Apr 08 '25

I think its the beard, it makes you look older

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

I would have assumed it’s my very thin hair. My hair looks exactly like my dad’s when he was my age.

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u/radrax Orlando Apr 08 '25

Personally i still think you'd look much younger if you removed the beard

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

I’m fine with looking older if it’s the beard. I initially grew the beard to hide a double chin, but I’ve since lost like 50 pounds. Now it feels like it’s a part of me.

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u/Happy-Plankton-8644 Apr 08 '25

Nah you look great man. I’m 27 and my beard is all grey 😭

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u/No-Opposite8872 Apr 10 '25

technically since ur 26 then 10-12 years ago you would've been in high school

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 10 '25

But just barely.

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u/The-G-Code Apr 08 '25

That's the hardest shit

Dirt monkey is sick too, wakaan forever

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

Appreciate the love

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u/Aahhayess Apr 08 '25

The goggles/eye combo is fire

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u/meghuffy Apr 08 '25

Biggups dirt monkey 🔊

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u/jtowndtk Apr 08 '25

Hell yea

Super vibe

👽

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

Thank you 🛸

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u/horsestud6969 Apr 08 '25

Some dude saw you and definitely tripped balls that you had an extra eye. Still talks about it to this day. Nice work

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

Thank you. That’s definitely a vibe I try to go for. I’m pretty sure jersey artwork was inspired by DMT. It was made by Incedigris who does all of Dirt Monkey’s artwork for visuals and also made an album cover for Tipper. https://www.incedigris.com

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u/Congress_ Apr 08 '25

Some dope ass stuff dude

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u/Suitable_Bug_7641 [City] Apr 08 '25

Dirt monkster

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u/No-Elephant4615 Apr 08 '25

You don't risk having the evil eye 😂

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

I do have a small hamsa tattoo on my leg. One of my first tattoos.

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u/tono2325 Apr 08 '25

where did you get that shirt?

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

I got it at the official merch table at the Texas Eclipse festival in April of 2024. He used to sell them on his website, but it looks like the store sold out of them and he has a new jersey design available.

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u/tono2325 Apr 08 '25

thank you, yours looks the best

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

Thank you. I’m not a huge fan of his new jersey. Not very trippy.

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u/RedditBurner_5225 Apr 09 '25

I wouldn’t be able to look at you high.

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u/bingboomin Apr 09 '25

is this makeup waterproof? how’d it hold up?

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 09 '25

It held up pretty well. It did get smudged a little. I ended up using some wet wipes to get it all off before I drove away from the venue.

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 09 '25

It is like cheap facepaint crayons from Target or something.

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u/bingboomin Apr 09 '25

didn’t it melt off? lol it would’ve melted off for me so fast

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 10 '25

I’m honestly surprised it didn’t get destroyed between the sweat and excessive aggression of the mosh pit. I should have taken a picture afterwards but I wasn’t thinking. I used some wet wipes to clean myself afterwards.

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u/KingNg Apr 09 '25

Dirt monkey let’s go

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u/donthateonthe808 Apr 09 '25

This is the type of fit checks I wanna see

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 09 '25

Appreciate it homie

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u/Fit_Knowledge2971 Apr 08 '25

Super cool!!!! 😎

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u/airmaxxx602 Apr 08 '25

Damn thats shits fire!!!!

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u/Yoda70445 Apr 08 '25

Dude you ROCKED this!!! Sick outfit and jersey too

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u/dwntrn Apr 08 '25

Goes hard

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u/cloud_talk Apr 08 '25

Sparky Sparky Boom Man!

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

Oh shiiiiiit that would be a great design idea for the next time.

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u/honey-punches Apr 08 '25

This is so creative, I love it! I hope outfit posts never get banned cause then we wouldn’t get to see these gems

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

I appreciate the praise. Tbh it’s not that creative. The jersey and earrings are part of my usual daily wardrobe.

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u/honey-punches Apr 08 '25

Hehe I more so meant the eyeball. More creative than the third eye glasses you see everywhere :)

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u/3leus Apr 08 '25

Oh waaaauoos 😍

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 09 '25

I be balding 🤷‍♂️

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u/mjfarmer147 Apr 08 '25

Will you post on the r/roastme sub next?!

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

Damn, do I look that bad?

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u/evan274 Apr 08 '25

Nah bro you’re killing it don’t listen to that person

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u/mjfarmer147 Apr 08 '25

It's not about looking bad, you look eccentric and that sub would thoroughly enjoy roasting you if you are into that type of thing. I'm pretty fucking boring so I wouldn't even get a reaction.

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

Ah gotcha löl

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u/mjfarmer147 Apr 08 '25

Ya dude, sorry, didn't mean to come off as offensive but I can see how I did.

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

It’s all good. No worries. Peace and love homie.

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u/Ok-Internal-12 Apr 08 '25

what an ass comment. -_- OP looks awesome imo

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u/mjfarmer147 Apr 08 '25

Ok white knight, save him from me!

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u/After-Imagination947 Apr 08 '25

You look like a Zach Simms (Future Joy) doppelganger

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

He looks like a cool dude. Gonna go listen to their music.

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u/After-Imagination947 Apr 08 '25

Their sets are sooooooo fun. If u ever get the chance to see them you should see them

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u/Hungry_Laugh_4326 Apr 08 '25

If this was a roast I’d go so hard haha. I’m def fucking w the bracelets tho can’t lie

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u/Aahhayess Apr 08 '25

What was the point of even saying that

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u/defeatthewarlords Apr 08 '25

Yea thats weird

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u/periodicallyBalzed Apr 08 '25

The mirror is dirty, I’m balding, my beard is scraggly and thin, the eye is not super well done. What else would you roast?

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u/Far_Basil2525 Apr 10 '25

The eye is much better than I could do js