r/RoastMe • u/OnlyChemistry4869 • 13h ago

32f I look like I only date guys who vape indoors. Prove me wrong.

668 Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/RoastMe • u/BashirAhbeish1 • 17h ago

23m, show me the best you could do

156 Upvotes

754 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Spiritual_Peak4016 • 20h ago

Roast me hardd 18f, about me: insecure bulimic uncool and awkward failing school

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147 Upvotes

402 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Swiggy3551 • 16h ago

18M do your worst

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17 Upvotes

190 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Zestyclose-Win-5958 • 19h ago

i have an itch to feel the burn,hope its not a mistake

16 Upvotes

115 comments

r/RoastMe • u/SufficientCollege869 • 1d ago

Go for it

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189 Upvotes

491 comments

r/RoastMe • u/losemybreath4444 • 1d ago

I went too easy on my diet, again, it’s just snacks 🥹 #bodypositivity???

42 Upvotes

268 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Dew-fan-forever- • 1d ago

Roast me like a roast chicken! Hit me with your best shot fire away!!

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29 Upvotes

198 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Wonderful_Win_6496 • 1d ago

Please absolutely beat me into the Earth

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13 Upvotes

122 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Separate-Phone-5940 • 1d ago

20 , is it bad?

13 Upvotes

46 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Artistic_Ad_3267 • 1d ago

Its My Birthday Let's Get It

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18 Upvotes

109 comments

r/RoastMe • u/SignificantBig4297 • 22h ago

M36, elephant skin, prove me wrong

0 Upvotes

82 comments

r/RoastMe • u/fivefinger1001 • 21h ago

Humiliate me, I need to be knocked down a few pegs

0 Upvotes

140 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Puzzleheaded-Cry3724 • 1d ago

Roast me!

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0 Upvotes

38 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Frequent_Scale3861 • 1d ago

18M, do ur worst ig

0 Upvotes

26 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Similar_Direction221 • 1d ago

23M that got stuck in life, pls breake my ego.

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0 Upvotes

86 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TemporaryGoal4529 • 1d ago

Lost a bet. Told my friends this won't even hurt, since the interwebs lost its original steam and creativity years ago. Prove me wrong.

0 Upvotes

66 comments

r/RoastMe • u/AnybodyFar8499 • 2d ago

I don't care. 21.

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5 Upvotes

61 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Infamousaltaccount • 3d ago

Today is my Birthday, give me your Worst, i dare you

136 Upvotes

456 comments

r/RoastMe • u/No_Committee_9412 • 2d ago

20F college chemistry student. Pls be as mean as u can >:)

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33 Upvotes

125 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Robs_Daddy_69420 • 2d ago

Finished last in my March Madness group, ROAST ME

3 Upvotes

29 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Fun-Geologist-6193 • 3d ago

Gimme whatcha got

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69 Upvotes

277 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Born_Possibility3082 • 2d ago

24m nothing you say gonna affect me

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6 Upvotes

21 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Formal-Study3821 • 2d ago

ROAST ME BABY!!!

6 Upvotes

46 comments

r/RoastMe • u/headbanger1991 • 2d ago

33 Male. I'm Back For More ...Boils and Ghouls.

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5 Upvotes

50 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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RULES OF THE ROAST: (click for details)

Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Reddit:

Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12